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A game of football

Code for a gay makeout session between males. The amount of guys involved is limitless. Could include sexual intercourse and blowjobs as well as anything they want to do. This term is used by closeted and overly masculine dudes.
K: Let’s go play a game of football later!
T: Aye, I’m down bro.
by Shmart dude November 10, 2019
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dallas cowboys football

"Sup guys! Just watched some Dallas Cowboys Football, loved the new episode this week."
by peepeepoopooeater February 9, 2021
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Kiss a football player day

A day when a girl had to kiss a football player and tell them something they like about them

October 6
It’s kiss a football player day gi kiss him he deserves it
by Unknown 15......... October 1, 2021
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Fantasy Football Guru

The person who plays fantasy football and dominates the leagues they are in. They understand who to draft, who to play when and understand the best matchups. They also know when to trade players and when to head to the waivers to find good bench players. You will typically find that a "Fantasy Football Guru" is in multiple leagues.
Scot: My team is 4 and 4 in fantasy football. I need a winning streak to get in the playoffs.
Yamilin: You play the "fantasy football Guru" this week so you know the winning streak isn't starting now. He just picked up Wes Welker off waivers and he killed it last week against the Dolphins.
Scot: No doubt. The Guru watches the computer and all 15 games each Sunday. He thinks he is the GM of the Dallas Cowboys or something.
Yamilin: It is only fantasy football but the Guru thinks it is real.
Homewood: The fantasy football Guru is a freak.
by ERP November 14, 2007
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American Football

A fictional sport from the "Friday Night Lights" universe. Originally a book by H.G. Bissinger, it was also adapted into a movie and TV series. The sport itself is mostly nonsense, but an american organization, the NFL, saw fit to to interpret it for use in the real world. It is believed that the acronym NFL was created by scrambling the letters of FNL. Unlike FNL, the NFL is unscripted. This has been received negatively by critics who came to love the characterizations and plot lines in FNL. Most people are patiently awaiting the day that the NFL is cancelled and FNL is renewed.
by Obviously Really Real February 7, 2014
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Football Factory

A college that basically doesn't give a crap about academics only how many more butts it can put in the stadium. Usually inhabited by brain-dead jocks who will more than likely end-up pumping gas when they get out of school.
by DennisIsEvil October 19, 2005
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