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The Movie De La Centurie:
Heavenly humor on camera: watch, lest the Greek lines pull your neighbor behind the chair on which he sits: to laugh like a damn hyienna!
"Don't talk to me like that assface, I don't work for you yet!"
Chevy Chase, in "Fletch," as Fletch: being Fletch in Stanwyk's mansion.
by Hill Y. December 28, 2005
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flexall cock

After applying a muscle reliever such as Flexall 454 or Ben gay, and then forgetting to wash your hands, and then taking a piss.

the victim is left with icy hot sensations on his wangal area.
I put some flexall on my shoulder, and then went to beat off, my cock felt like I just salsa fucked salma hayek
by Jon Himself March 26, 2003
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e-flex

The art of convincing people over the internet how cool you are. E-flexing is mostly done by E-tards and hobo's with broadband.
Dude, I'm gonna e-flex you so bad, I would so kick your ass! And I'm certain about it even though I've never saw you, also its good that I will never see you, as it would most probably mean I'd get my fat nerdy ass kicked.
by Tudor Hansson April 22, 2006
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Fleet

a cool person who is incredibly fresh and has people that want to be fly like them

the term was originated in Marcy Projects BK, NYC...
person 1: Yo dat nigga stay shittin on deez bum ass niggas

person2: wrd...dat nigga stay fleet
by Detwyler December 18, 2008
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fleet-wide-pussy

A bitch with a pussy so deep and so wide that a fleet of Mack trucks could drive through it without touching the sides.
A girl sat down and then spread her legs to let her twat air out and truck drivers mistook her fleet-wide-pussy for a 4-lane tunnel.
by Misty Griffith March 30, 2009
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mother fletcher

Someone who is super awesome or super retarded!
-Wut up mother fletcher!
-Man your such a mother fletcher!
by Gretchen August 31, 2003
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fletcher

the fletcher: noun, verb. (phlet ~ cher)

1. to perform a fletcher, you must sleep with a girl the night you meet her at HER PLACE, this is step one (the most important step). second, the girl must either fall asleep, or pass out (if drinking is involved, which it probably is). third, you have to leave in the middle of the night, and, finally, fourth, you have to leave a small amount of money on her dresser and/or nightstand (a $5 bill is preferred).

a. leaving a business card or a note with your number is worth bonus points.

2. the purpose is to make a slutty or whorish girl realize that she is, in fact, both slutty and whorish.

3. this maneuver is also known as either:

a. the 'julia roberts'
b. the 'cheap date'
c. or the 'sleazy bateman'
"you remember that stupid girl from the bar last night? yeah... i totally pulled a fletcher, or, sleezy bateman if you will, on her. maybe now she'll realize that her way of life is not okay by any stretch of the word."
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