flesh curtain

When a severly overweight person has layer of skin/fat that hangs/flaps down over their privates. Similar to a gunt but even more obese.

Bob tried to have sex with obese woman but he could not penetrate her flesh curtain.

by ChiTRS October 8, 2008

luscious scoops of flesh

Bodacious Tatas, Mommy Bags, Tits, breasts, boobies

oh yoozzz jusss jealusss of my luscious scoops of flesh you skank.

by B Dog May 26, 2006

flesh

Nummy meat.

Your flesh looks appetizing, Clarice.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 27, 2003

flesh clarinet

a penis, a phallus, a meat whistle, one's crank

she played my flesh clarinet last night while we were watching TV.

by Double D November 28, 2003

fleshfriend

Someone you know in real life, having met them the olde waye -- through other friends, through word, at a club, what have you. The key is that you first met them *in the flesh."

"Who, Anne? Oh, we email, but she's been my fleshfriend for ages." "Hey man, fuck you, I actually have at least two fleshfriends."

by Pmaadu December 28, 2005

flesh blanket

folds of flesh so copious that they could be used to keep one warm and cozy even in the most frigid arctic tundra.

"We make fun of Austin's fat ladyfriend now, but come winter we're all going to be jealous of that flesh blanket."

by LL Snoop's sidekick August 10, 2009

press the flesh

what politicians do in order to garner support for themselves from the common people; going out into the public to meet and greet; similar to baby kissing.

that skeezy politician was out pressing the flesh to try and save his sputtering campaign.

by megan August 12, 2004