gird flap

A piece of dangling skin attached to a woman's labia. Often resembeling a piece of beef jerky yet shaped like a third lip like attachment.

L Skagg: "Hey Bleet... I'd like to spread Suzy and give her a good rogering!"

Bleet: "I dunno L Skagg. Johnny said Suzy has a gird flap the size of a roast beef!"

by L Skagg December 1, 2005

Flap

A gay man penis

Last night I went to a Techno club and it smelled like sweaty flaps.

by MrCool Turnage January 10, 2012

crusty vagina flap

When a woman goes without showering for a long period of time her vagine flaps develope a sort of crust that oderous. If this happens ladies, SHOWER IMMEDIETLY!

"Daayymm that chick i banged last night had a nasty case of crusty vagina flap!"

by B.J. Hurtz April 12, 2008

Vagina Flap

The massive flap of fat that hangs over a woman's vagina. Also known as a "butt in the front."

Dude, did you see Lindsay's vagina flap?!

by Dylan Wilson and Deidra Banks December 9, 2008

Kebab flap

The flap of fat that hangs over a kebab on an obese female.

I didn't know where to put it so I lifted up her kebab flap

by gooch123 May 3, 2010

Missouri Flap Jack Surprise

When 2 or more people stuff pancakes up their asses, take pictures of it and send it to their parents

Person 1: Dude my mom got a sick Missouri Flap Jack Surprise this morning!
Person 2: Nice i gave one to my dad the other day, it was awesome!!!

by jdan916 June 10, 2011

butt flap

When a person's butt is so flabby that it hangs low to create a curtain of flabby butt. Otherwise known as a butt curtain.

Trisha: That gurl does not have the bod to pull of those bootay shortz.
Dee-bop: Tell me about it! I can see her butt flap from here!

by Buttl0af June 29, 2013