Final Broath

The final and most immensely binding and important of all broaths. It is usually created in the death throes of one's bro. It states that after the event of your bro's death, you must marry his girlfriend, and never have sex with her or let anyone else do so either. You also become the keeper of all the previous broaths you and he have ever made, it is your sole duty to make sure the dirtiest secrets of your broship never see the light of day. You also are made responsible for making sure that none of his noteworthy high scores are ever beaten, and in the event that they are, you have the authority and the obligation to play the games and beat the usurper's score on your dead bro's behalf.

"Dude, I'm dying....please....you must take with me......the Final Broath!"

"Sure thing bro *sniffle* I hereby swear to be bound forever to the grand, sacred, archaic and magical power of the Final Broath! *sob* and should I ever break the terms of this all powerful broath, may my brodom be revoked, may my balls shrivel and die, may my cock shrink and whither, may all traces of manliness and testosterone leave my body! And upon my undoubtedly solitary and pathetic death, may the abominable specter of Bruce Jenner himself, the only known breaker of the mighty Final Broath, personally escort my blighted soul into the darkest and most wrathful recesses of the netherworld!" *lighting strikes in the distance, and the sound of the drums of Asgard can faintly be heard*

by Doomus July 14, 2015

Final JerkPro

Find 4-5 Pornographic videos you like/enjoy, While you are cranking it, you swap between each porn video. Trying your best to end on your favorite scene from one video.

"Hey man, thanks for teaching me how to use Final JerkPro"

by ts424 November 3, 2015

finals flu

Any type of sickness acquired before, during, or after final exams; usually due to a combination of a lack of self-care and a large influx of stress.

I've been so stressed from studying that I caught the finals flu!

by Aaron Cock December 10, 2016

Final-Fucking-Lee

~●○☆When a person is expressing how they are so ■♢happy to accomplish something♢□ or when someone finally finishes something☆●○~

♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
Person#1~ hey ,are you finished yet?
Person#2~ No.
☆1 hour later☆
Person#1~ I want to go out, come on, are you finished yet?!?!!
Person#2 No.

○2 hours later●
Person#1~ Alright that's it we're-
Person#2~ I'm done.

Person#1~ FINAL-FUCKING-LEE
♢♢♢♢♢♢♢♢♢♢♢♢♢♢♢♢

by ○Mythology● March 16, 2017

Financicles

Those things that you are grabbed by during budget cuts.

That department is screwed, the CFO has them right by the financicles.

by thespacecadet May 19, 2017

finaenaed

to get memed on with the highest quality meme or finession, usually resulting in the self suicide and depression.

John: Whomst've finna get finaenaed.
Bill: your mom was finaenaed by Jimmy Neutron .

by maximus prime canoli maxipad October 18, 2017

Finafuckinglly

When a person is waiting for some time, hoping, wanting someone or something to say or doing something while quite irritated about waiting.

When you schedule an appointment to meet with the school register for 1:30 and show up to her office but she’s not there. Then you have to wait 45 minutes until she come back only to realize she forgot you were coming. That’s a Finafuckinglly moment!

by andrewsbar__ August 6, 2018