cop these fingers

its just another way of saying 'Give me a High Five'

'hey michael cop these fingers'

'stop stalking me freak'
'but u gotta cop these fingers tho'
'Darren, i will get the police involved.'
'its really not that hard michael just cop these fingers'

by opatolive January 30, 2022

Gross finger

A finger that you have broken several times, so that its bumpy. Once it is in this state you then finger your significant other.

Jared gave Rachel the gross finger.

by HeatSeekingDildo February 25, 2009

Tinder finger

A particularly malignant form of carpal tunnel which can manifest after a prolonged bout of swiping to the right when using the popular dating app, Tinder.

"Are you coming out tonight mate?"

"Sorry bro, no can do. I spent all night trying to pick up a bit of skirt and now I've got really bad Tinder finger"

by SpunkyMcGiblets January 18, 2015

tinkle fingers

(n) person who refuses to wash their hands after using the bathroom

More people would probably try Lupita's casserole if she wasn't a notorious tinkle fingers.

by f'd October 06, 2011

mitten finger

Giving someone the middle finger while your hand is inside a mitten.

My neighbor is such an ass. I gave him the mitten finger while I was shoveling my driveway yesterday.

by heatherwear December 12, 2009

Finger hats

The seal on a dairy carton that you pull off when opening

Made popular by Ethan (crankgameplays) on Unus Annus

Ethan: "Now you've gotta make sure you take off all the finger hats ... Take off all the finger hats of the cream"
Mark: "The what?"
Ethan: "The finger hats"
Mark: "The what?"
Ethan: "FINGER HATS"

by EmzieWemzie January 11, 2021

fiber finger

-noun
Sexual term. A defense for unwanted anal play in which the one being probed defecates on the finger(s) of the one doing the probing.

Told you it was exit only, now you have a fiber finger.

by Mr. e stigma May 10, 2010