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wake-fucked

When you wake up with unstyled hair and it looks fucked from sleeping on it.

When you do something while still half asleep.
I woke up with wake-fucked hair. My hair is wake fucked.

I walked into the wall because I was wake fucked.
by illustrix August 15, 2010
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perhaps the most offensive and all-encompasing insult ever conceived. either Portugese or Afrikaans in origin.
dude1: go on, say "you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog"

dude2: you were born from your mother's assho <dude1 punches 2 in face>
by b4stard November 10, 2005
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Mind Fucked

Something that blows your mind so hard , you cant even begin to comprehend it.
*you watch inception* You jsut got mind fucked.
by Darkfangex January 9, 2011
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Food Fucked

Completely and totally stuffed with food.
Sallie says"God damn i'm fucking full as shit" Jordan says "I'm beyond full, I'm food fucked."
by Dickson Yamuda August 28, 2010
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get fucked

Commonly used in Australia as a sign of disbelief.
One of the few countries in the world where "Get Fucked" is an acceptable start to a sentence.
1: "Hey Mate, I just won the lottery"
2: Get fucked!
by Sgt Bob November 6, 2007
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Facebook Fucked

When Facebook decides that you don't REALLY need to Facebook Chat with your friends and logs you off. Or when Facebook decides that you don't REALLY need to message your friends and won't load the message screen. Ect.
Dude, I was trying to message Dan this funny quote I found but I was totally Facebook Fucked
by SarahMichelle October 6, 2008
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Browser Fucked

When you return to your computer and someone has unexpectidly changed your wallpaper to the trashiest porn pics possible including; fat chicks getting fingered/fucked, beastiality, gay porn, granny porn, double penetration/fisting,etc.
Person 1: Dude whats wrong with you today, you seam really down???

Person 2:I just got browser fucked by my roomate.

Person 1: Oh shit man,really sorry to hear that. What was on your wallpaper?

Person 2: A gay 400 pound chinese man getting double fisted by three 90 year old women who were getting fucked by a horse.

Person 1:(begins throwing up)
by JBBJ August 6, 2007
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