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golf fap

When one masturbates very quietly, using only two fingers, with as few strokes as possible.
I was listening to my roommate present her bf with an ass poutine and had to do a golf fap; I didn't want her to know I was home.
by jag_the_rapists July 27, 2012
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fap girl

a female person, either living or a work of art, that is sexually attractive enough for a man to use in his masturbation for several times.
"Look at Catherine, man. She really is one hot fap girl."
by imarabbitholeinyourass June 3, 2016
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Fap city

Fap city is where 50 old white men gather together to fap in time square New York
by Donkeyshlong69 January 4, 2019
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Facebook Fapping

When you frequently stalk someone on Facebook (or other social media devices) and use their pictures for sexual entertainment
Person 1: Damn dude, did you see the bikini picture on Aubrey's Facebook page?
Person 2: Not yet, is it hot?
Person 1: Yeah man, I was Facebook Fapping to it all last night.
by Deathmuffin May 15, 2014
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Cat Fapping

The act or using an animal to masturbate usually preformed by furries out of necessity.
That fucked up furry guy was caught cat fapping now hes in jail again.
by Crimcrams September 27, 2019
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Golden Fap

A sexual act where on individual will cum while the other will urinate on the others japs eye.
Hey baby, im about to cum, come over here so we can set up a little golden fap
by Buxty June 16, 2010
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Leg fap

When a girl has a leg gap and a FUPA
"Have you seen that chick Sally? She has a leg fap."
by malcolmsex69 December 9, 2014
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