fake wild 

to act as though you are upset when you are just in want of attention.

"yo why you got my sneakers on son" said juice
"stop tryin to fake wild you said i could wear em"

fake wild by markus manning March 8, 2009

fake plastic rock

Noun. Of or relating to the video games Rock Band and Guitar Hero, in which players manipulate fake plastic instruments as if they can actually play.

Yo, this Friday night at my place, it's fake plastic rock!!

fake plastic rock by AL9000 January 24, 2009

fakebook status 

when a fake status is published on facebook to create an idea to the online community that you're doing something that you're actually not.
it's typically used to further and backup a lie told
to a parent/significant other/ friend or even enemy.

i need to update a fakebook status so my mom
doesn't catch me at this party.

My girlfriend thinks I'm with my grandma so i posted a fakebook status to confirm it.. I hope she doesn't find out I'm really getting her a surprise bday present.

fakebook status by yoooollam October 20, 2009

fakediculous 

Ostentatiously fake to a ridiculous extent. Primarily fake jewelry, obvious plastic surgery, and bleach blondes.

1. "Man, my grandmother just sent me some fakediculous CZs. It's like I'm Kanye West or something."

2. "Dude, did you see her boobs? They're so fakediculous."

3. "Hello, her tan was fakediculous."

fakediculous by someluckystar March 14, 2010

fake dj 

A DJ who could be replaced with an iPod. They have all the usual equipment and play gigs in cheap bars. Usually playing tracks recorded by other artists adding no value what so ever.

This guy is a fake dj, his hands have been in his pockets the whole time. What a bullshit artist, let's go somewhere else.

fake dj by bilbo23 April 27, 2011

Fake ID face

serious stare with 22 degree tilt to the head. One eyebrow must be raised slightly. Amateurs make this face while taking a face ID picture.

You: Hey Ryan in oder to get in this room you must do a fake ID face.

Ryan (tilt head serious look eyebrow raised)

Fake ID face by bigsillywilly November 11, 2010

fake colombian 

Someone with Colombian heritage but was born in the US. Will wear the countries colors but does not know the history nor meaning. 60% of their wardrobe is Colombia apparel. Will not know what chipi chipi is.

There goes another fake Colombian cheering for our team, I wish they would hang themselves.

fake colombian by Shijalude February 22, 2014