everclear goggles

A form of distorted judgement far greater than beer goggles.
If beer goggles cause you to have sex with a less-than-attractive person, EVERCLEAR goggles would cause you to have sex with a dead animal.

Bob humped that frozen turkey for like three hours. He's wearing the everclear goggles again!

by 20th century dude November 26, 2007

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Friday Eve

An optimistic way to name the day normally called Thursday. Also signifies the official beginning of the weekend. Important concept for the average worker.

Of course I'm going to Happy Hour, its Friday Eve.

by Case Face September 15, 2007

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everto ex machina

The opposite of Deus Ex Machina. Translates to "the demon machine." Occurs in movies when a good guy is killed for no reason.

"Damn, Sam Jackson totally got the Everto Ex Machina in Deep Blue Sea."

by His_Name_Is_Zabo December 22, 2007

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Do you even English

A phrase used to question one's English skills after speaking terrible language.

Person who defined this word: "Speaking terrible language "
Reader: Do you even English?

by ThaSwaggerMuffin September 7, 2016

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could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?

a paradox made up by stoners with nothing better to do

stoned guy 1)could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?
stoned guy 2)WHOOOOAAAAAA!!! i don't know.... what a thinker!!!
stoned guy 1)tell me about it

by EatMyFukk May 13, 2008

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