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European Train Simulator

When you have an uncircumcised penis and a girl gives you a handjob
"Bro I played European Train Simulator last night!"
"Nice! I didn't know you weren't circumcised!"
by John Bigdick September 2, 2014
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european mudslide

When spooning and the big spoon recives a fecal mater fart from the little spoon.
Dude she gave me a European mudslide last fajitas night.
by Halonn January 23, 2017
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European sober

It's when you "don't drink too much" but you actually drink wine or beer on any day, any hour. You just built tolerance and think that doesn't count because you don't get drunk.
John: Clara says she wouldn't drink anymore after what happened at the party, why is she posting some wine glasses at 12am?
Mike: oh she's gone "European sober"
by Sumie_42 January 1, 2024
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European Split

When bowling, a split is where you have two pins left, one on each side. The European split is where you have two pins left on each side.
Carlos: Damn, Justin just hit a European split!
by Dirty Antwan June 8, 2022
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europeans

Europeans are people who never seem to stop talking bad about Americans. They claim that a lot of stupid people are Americans and that Americans are dumb when a lot of the best colleges are in the USA. They also claim that the USA is racist, which is true, but almost every country is racist, especially the ones in Europe based on my experience.
Some person on TikTok: *Gets a geography question wrong.*
Europeans: Americans are so stupid!

The person: I’m Canadian..
by dubaihoe December 17, 2022
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European Firedragon

When your boyfriend is eating you out and at the very last second she yells "I HAVE AIDS"
And then your juices come out his nose making him a European Firedragon
i gave this guy a European Firedragon last night
by senpachi September 2, 2021
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European Swallow

An obscene sexual act where a male forces a female partner to drink large amounts of European-sourced beer/wine and not swallow. Afterwards, he ejaculates into another female's mouth and forces them both to make out intimately to blend the two fluids together. The concoction is then spat out into the male's mouth, after which he swallows it.
"I heard Darrell got a little too drunk at the party last night and actually agreed to a european swallow!"
by dagoobly November 14, 2023
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