dickless horseman

a ghostly apparition that appears holding a severed dick in his hands while riding a horse.

the story is that the dickless horseman was the town drunk, who, in an attempt to obtain more liquor, hopped on his horse bare assed in a drunken stupor. while riding to town he fell from his horse after getting his dick caught in the reigns. now he rides the roads in search of whiskey, and a doctor who can sew his dick back on.

by Raoulduke69 January 16, 2023

Dickletips

A person who likes to have a bottle of franks red hot inserted into their urethra whilst their balls are tickled

“Bro, Greg’s a dickletips.”

by Nosamtnup90 February 4, 2023

dickless mode

Euphamism for a male to female transgender person after surgery.

Andy has gone dickless mode today.

by anonymous April 5, 2023

Dickle

When man used a pickle as a pussy and cums in it then a girl eats the pickle

Fuck I love dickle

by Ravengaspabigdick April 17, 2023

Dicklexia

When a guy who is trying to have intercourse or is already having intercourse with a female loses to ability to read the signs that the female is nuts or insane.

I can't believe he's dating her, she's clearly nuts, he must have dicklexia.

by WordWizardGuy December 22, 2023

dicklemia

The female version of "blue balls". When a woman is in desperate need to feel the dick of a man inside her vagina for orgasmic pleasure but is refused such act and forced to go without. Leaving her irritated, irrational and unable to focus

I was so close to getting some and instead he had to leave abruptly and now I'm left with dicklemia.

by Belladomina77 February 8, 2024

dicklepiss

a individual who does not hold common sense; lacks charisma and social skills. (adult virgin.)

Ex. Britney, you dicklepiss.

by tootiebootie69 April 1, 2024