driving balls

driving balls is the result of (a male) driving a motorised vehicle for a prolonged period of time. this leads to the guys balls slipping uncomfortably between his legs in a squashing scenario. the only known cure is repeated readjustment of the balls.

brian endured the purest case of driving balls during his 7 hour drive from southampton to glasgow.

by davros acropolis December 23, 2005

Driver's High

An expression used to describe the selfless state of only wishing to accomplish or overindulge in the ecstasy of what one is doing. For example, suicide bombers, Seung Hui-Cho(massacre in Virginia Tech), F1 drivers**, Bungee jumpers, Skydivers

Flash! I'm in the coolest driver's high
Towards the best finale! Yeah!
Even if I explode and turn into ashes
I'll probably still be laughing, just like this.
See ya again in the next world, Yeah!

by Johnny Hallyday August 21, 2009

Camry driver

The modern-day equivalent to the classic "Volvo driver". Does not look where they are going, and basically has no regard for other road users.

Today while out shopping I was crossing a pedestrian crossing and nearly got hit by a Camry driver that was speeding up rather than slowing down.

by someoneelse1 December 23, 2011

Five-a-drive

A small road trip which its primary objective is to purchase and consume small amounts of marijuana whilst driving. It's main advantage is the result of little to no incriminating evidence against the driver in case of being pulled over.

"yow dat fiva drive wa wicked"

"wanna go for a five-a-drive awa?"

by horsethefan July 23, 2009

jump drive

a term used by the computer illiterate to describe a flash drive.

Computer illiterate person: "Let me get my jump drive so we can navigate the world wide web."
Normal person: "STFU. It's called a flash drive."

by sixtyninesofine July 17, 2010

Drive-in

A popular place to watch movies while enjoying fallatio and/or sexual intercourse in your car.

As a noun: Hey let's 'hang out' at the drive-in.
As a verb: Hey let's drive-in and 'chill'

by @JSerna10 October 11, 2015

Jay Pio Driver

The craziest motherfucker on the road, He will do anything to beat you in a street race. Likely to get in a crash and chronically plays 2-step as the only song while he's driving because it has excessive bass to it.

He is a jay pio driver in that young Prius.

by Chief Sosa December 8, 2012