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Book douche

One who ostentatiously reads and carries around highbrow literary fiction in public
Look, there goes Ira reading "The Crying of Lot 49" on the L Train. He's such a book douche.
by ryanosborne November 11, 2009
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Douch Brothers

A group of 3 or more douches that hang out with each other. They usually dress the same or similar, all wearing the same hat.
(at the mall) "Hey look! Its the Douch Brothers!"
by windsy February 3, 2010
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Douche Dragon

Hey my boyfriend just broke up with me for some ugly skank he's such a douche dragon.
by TWCMan April 5, 2011
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douche a twelve

Screwing something up right at the last second when everything seems in hand; choking at the worst possible time in the worst possible way. This stems from the ambulance mission in the video game GTA III, which has twelve levels and takes forever and is hard and random and makes you want to throw things when a person you are trying to rescue on level 12 spawns inside a sidewalk and cannot move or runs into your ambulance and kills himself causing you to fail the mission and lose all that time and have to start over. Douching a twelve means to fail the mission on the final level, which, trust me, is just the worst.
Man, did you see that race? The leader really douched a twelve on the last turn right there!

Dude, you got this. Do NOT douche a twelve right here.
by Mytholces January 6, 2014
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Giant Douche

The usual choice between 2 canidates in a election or chose a turd sandwich.
So who are you gonna vote fpr a giant douche, or turd sandwich?
by Jon Opium October 16, 2006
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Douche-mover

1. It is used in the show on ABC Family called Greek. It was used as a cut-down for the persons actions; that were actions a asshole or Douche-bag.
2. When some one does something that would deam them a Douche. The things they did was a douche-move and that person would be a douche-mover.
douchebag

That was a douche-move. Your a douche-mover.
by Jayman236 September 10, 2009
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Douche pube

When someone is clearly a douche bag, but at the same time they are so insignificant to you, they're like a pubic hair found on a urinal cake in a truck stop.
Damn, man, I never realized how much of a douche pube Aaron was.
by lTronHubbard August 25, 2008
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