doing a richard parker

To rudely leave somewhere without telling someone. Disappearing a banterous place without saying goodbye, like dat big cat in life of pi.

Guy: Where's Dave gone?
Guy: can't see him, doing a richard parker, the git.

by boycalledhorse November 18, 2013

Doinger

A large, slimy, greasy cock. The term comes from the sound made when somebody in a cartoon gets an erection, it makes a doing sound

doinger cock knob greasy todger slimy

by Sir Jimmy Savile December 21, 2013

Doing a Woody

To have a conversation with one in which you ask them deep and meaningful questions and make them contemplate their lives, the universe and everything in between to a point where they move to Mongolia, become a Monk and live a life of prayer and contemplation.

Raging League Player: "OMG IM SO ANNOYED AT THIS GAME!!!"

Insightful Game Employee: "Have you considered the fact that your anger may be the root of your anger towards the game?"

Raging League Player: "Hm no I have not...., wait are you doing a woody to me?"

by xxAssasian123 October 8, 2014

doing a Kris

To leave a group prematurely, often due to feelings of unfairness, isolation or uneven roles and divisions of labour.

The majority group attempts to establish a meta-contrast between the leaver and the group, in some cases resulting in high profile media interest.

Contrary to the intention of the majority group, a large external following supports the minority as they identify with the negative aspects and empathise for the reason of leaving.

Kris leaving EXO is the origin of "doing a Kris"
Twitter #WeBeliveInYouKris etc.

by sexypigeon May 16, 2014

doiing

The bounce emitted from an erect penis, usually when being released from either tight underwear or any orifice (during sex).

When she pulled his clothes off, his hard on doiinged out like a diving board.

by Sticky Sheets July 29, 2014

doing a dodwell

Shitting ones self on a night out.

Harry: have you heard Dodwell shat himself in Sin last night?
Tyron: yea, he was doing a Dodwell
Mark: typical, I wondered what that awful smell was.

by Harryrenners April 21, 2016

doinger shorts

A long, loose fitting men's basketball-style short worn without any undergarment, as to allow male genitalia (aka "doinger") to swing freely from one side to another with visible results.

After I took a shower at the gym, I just threw on a pair of doinger shorts to grab a quick bite to eat.

by Bavarianbehr May 21, 2016