anal ding

The event in which your smartphone's Facebook messenger app makes a dinging sound causing you to check said message only to discover a conversation about anal sex. In that conversation, the word "ding" is now a reference to that event. Further, the use of the word "dong" as a reply to an anal dinging adds further hilarity as this is a reference to the male genitalia often used for the aforementioned anal sex.
"I was at work and got an anal ding. This brought a smile to my face."
by Cali Jester February 26, 2014
Get the anal ding mug.

Ding a ling

Ding a ling is usually a penis
MY Ding a ling is bigger than yours
by www.mcdonalds.com September 15, 2018
Get the Ding a ling mug.

ding zhang

you're such a ding zhang
by PepperoniSTD June 21, 2018
Get the ding zhang mug.

Dinge Hole

A place that is usually not highly recommended by the masses

Has broken windows and the beers on tap are flat and warm
“Do you want to go to the Valley?”
No that place is a dinge hole
by VinnieHaz February 26, 2023
Get the Dinge Hole mug.

kylan ding

kylan ding, is a modern day slang term, often used to refer to an extremely cool person.
"kylan ding is so cool!"
by goobie snoob September 23, 2023
Get the kylan ding mug.

Shmong-Ding

To completely destroy your opponents hopes and dreams on the golf course
Man he is probably crying in the showers after the Shmong-Ding he got on the course today!.
by Tigers White Brother April 19, 2017
Get the Shmong-Ding mug.

ding flong

Vilis ding flong
Vili used his ding flong last night when he was watching Romeo and Juliet
by Juliet wanted that ding dong August 19, 2018
Get the ding flong mug.