dickfast

A morning meal consistting of a sole stinky dick.

F: I forgot to buy groceries for breakfast, so I gave him a blowjob instead.
Another F: That's what you call a dickfast.

by ddictmi December 4, 2024

Decafuccino

Like a regular cappuccino, only decaf.

A Cappuccino made with decaf espresso.

Created so everyone can drink a cappuccino without the caffeine side effects.

Caffeine gives me the jitters, so I like to drink a decafuccino.

by Steve Fects February 2, 2025

Dicaprioed

Dumped because you turned twenty-five.

"You've just been Dicaprioed mate"

by Qualityfeet69 March 9, 2026

Decafe milk

Milk that’s decaffeinated

Yo, can I get a large decafe milk, please?

by Decafe milk February 7, 2025

dickfetti

A humorous term referring to confetti that is released or appears to be shot from a penis, typically in a celebratory or sexual manner. Combines "dick" (slang for penis) and "confetti."

Im going to hire 10 male strippers for the birthday party to shoot dickfetti.

by codenel July 18, 2025

Dicarded

Dicarded (verb): A modern slang term meaning to be hacked and completely taken over. To be dicarded is to lose control of your digital system, device, or account — often without warning — due to a successful breach or intrusion by another party.

The term implies full system compromise: someone else is now in control. Originates from a blend of “discarded” (as in, you’ve been digitally tossed aside) and “decoded” (your defenses broken).

“He didn’t even realize he was dicarded until his files started disappearing.”

“Once the attacker got root access, the entire server was dicarded.”

“She got dicarded mid-stream — they changed her password while she was live.”

by anti-socio July 26, 2025

DiCapritate

Break up with your much younger lover.

She decided to DiCapritate her 20 year old boy friend.

by Ruthy787 August 24, 2025