toe custard

The act of applying semen to the toes of unsuspecting people around you.

People at the party got annoyed because Geoff applied toe custard to all their toes.

by Buuntaa August 9, 2016

custard

a yellowy fowl vannilaish liquid that Freek rubs on his nipples

Please, rub the custardharder!

by Steven Hughes December 20, 2003

lebanese custard

A girl gives head to a guy in a sand box and then the male blows into a hot, steamy, batch of couscous....the woman then proceeds to eat the couscous while the male sits and watches.

Man 1- I gave marie the nastiest batch of lebanese custard last night..She ate the whole thing and wanted seconds.
Man 2- Thats awesome but i hit that up first.

by adamisthechamp September 8, 2008

Cuntadactyl

A person that does not play well with others and possesses overall characteristics of being a cunt.

My co-worker printed out my drunken facebook pictures and showed them to my boss. That stupid cuntadactyl.

by Martini1886 July 22, 2009

Custard Splats

When you have a curry the night before (ie Korma) and it changes the colour of your shit to a Custard like one

Damn Anoop, that curry last night gave me the custard splats!

by VoodooDude February 9, 2004

custodian

An insult you lay on somebody when they do or say something stupid.

You wiped your ass with Poison Ivy? What a custodian!!

by Bordizzle November 1, 2005

lebanese custard

A girl gives head to a guy in a sand box and then the male blows into a hot, steamy, batch of couscous....the woman then proceeds to eat the couscous while the male sits and watches.

Man 1- I gave marie the nastiest batch of lebanese custard last night..She ate the whole thing and wanted seconds.
Man 2- Thats awesome but i hit that up first

by adambtownking September 9, 2008