mississippi curling iron

you wrap the hair of your lady friend around your erect penis and commence to masturbate and shoot your ejaculate down the back of her neck.

hey tom dizzle i did what you said and gave my girl a mississippi curling iron haahaha!!!

by Tom dizzle June 22, 2011

A pot calling a cattle black

A figure of speech for calling out a hypocrite. For shaming someone because they accused someone else on something the accuser is also accountable for.

Democrat: Man I hate Repulicans.
Republican: Yeah, I don't like you Democrats either.
Democrat: You are a hateful bigot for saying that.
Republican: Okay. And you are a pot calling a cattle black

by JustKeepingItRealMan March 7, 2019

calling in chick

Real reason I can't make it to work today.

But, really, I am in bed.

Got hooked-up at a party last night and didn't realize morning would come so soon. So I'm calling in chick.

by stickoutrock April 16, 2009

collingwood

A school in the South East of England. The principal of said school is Ms. Oddie. She is rather leinient and doesn't mind if you cuss lightly.

Let's trash that Collingwood. I mean- Yeah, that's what I meant.

by Boxford March 29, 2005

Dog Calling

getting someone’s attention (most likely a female) and calling them ugly

the opposite of cat calling

e.g: a man barking at a woman while driving past her

“did he just dog call me? i’m not that ugly”
“dog calling is so rude!”

by S👺 August 9, 2020

patrick cullings

Ratchet ass birch sucks dick and is gay also light skin.

Ugly Patrick cullings

by Kkkk kj November 30, 2017

Pot Calling The Rainbow Black

A variation on the phrase "pot calling the kettle black" that is used when the person being accused by the "pot" is not guilty of the thing they are being accused of while the "pot" is.

Origin: Rainbows are many colors but never black.

Transphobic Cult Leader: Stop indoctrinating children.
Trans Person: Seems like a case of the pot calling the rainbow black.

by Shugunou June 14, 2023