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Resting Crank Face

The beatific expression of an extremist - either on the left or the right - who holds opinions that only they and their crank-friends subscribe to. Resting crank face can involve smiling benignly, while spouting crank theories to crank comrades 'The moon landings were faked by Stanley Kubrick' or 'The illuminati is controlling Congress' or 'The Joos did 9/11'
When Jacob Rees-Mogg talks about Brexit a little smile plays around his lips and he becomes the poster boy of the Resting Crank Face.

Have you never noticed how much Jeremy Corbyn grins when he's standing under a Hezbollah banner? That's his Resting Crank Face.

"Wow, what's he got to smile about - he's holding a sign that says 'The holocaust was exaggerated'?"
"That's his Resting Crank Face."

"How come Julian Assange's face always looks that way?"
"He has a natural Resting Crank Face."
by Mrs Nuddering September 23, 2019
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crank that superman

Means to Sperm on your girlfriends back and then and throw a blanket on her back and let the gizz dry then when it dries it'll be stuck to her back and she's superman!
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cranker

A smokable form of marijuana; bud; hash; nugs; mary jane
Want to smoke some crankers?
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