Kurt Cobain

Frontman of the vastly overhyped Grunge Band Nirvana. His songwriting style was nonsensical and incoherent. He was -not- a good guitarist. He used 3 or 4 four guitar chords for every song, buried under half a dozen guitar effects. Having witnessed and heard enough truly talented musicians play, one can plainly see that Kurt Cobain's skills were minimal at best. As it is, the only reason Kurt Cobain and Nirvana are so highly regarded is because Kurt Cobain committed suicide in 1994. This will automatically inflate ANY singer/musician/songwriter's popularity, and cause their actual talent to be greatly exaggerated, as is the case with Kurt Cobain.

Nirvana was a -decent- band, with their ability exaggerated after the suicide of its frontman. That's all.

"Nirvana's songs don't make any sense!"

"Kurt Cobain wan't THAT good of a guitarist..."

by Justin May 19, 2005

Cobain

When you are masturbating and you climax so hard that it hits you in the face like a shotgun.

guy 1: I hadn't had a wank in a week so I rubbed one out last night and Cobained myself.
guy 2: Loves a good Cobain

by dicklickmotherfucker December 26, 2015

Kurt Cobain

Looked at as a martyr to music, but really just an overrated frontman because he died young.

Angsty kid: I LOVE KURT COBAIN!!
Normal kid: That's nice, go read a Spin article where they wrote about him for the third time this year.

by Silly Old Bear July 13, 2006

Kurt Cobain

One word definition: GOD.

Kurt Cobain is god. www.justiceforkurt.com

by hana December 30, 2003

sit kurt cobain

sitting right behind the passenger's seat in a car/truck.

"i call shotgun!"
"damn! i have to sit kurt cobain!"
"but at least you don't have to sit bitch."

by luckashur December 9, 2008

Corban

a boy who suffers from insomnia, chlamida, and has a bastard child but provides excellent company late at night on facebook chat.

I hear andrea's got the clap, yea she got it from the corban guy over there!!

Gross

by the doctor :) May 21, 2010

Kurt Cobain

The act of ejaculating into your own mouth. In this scenario, the penis is used much like a shotgun; the ejaculation is a representation of the shotgun firing into your mouth.

Did you hear? Larry ejaculated into his own eye while trying to Kurt Cobain.

by Dr. Knowsnothing PhD February 20, 2011