Calling the beagle

at some point in the past, Andrew Secunda, celebrity co-host of Star Trek: the next conversation podcast, went to a dog show with an ex-girlfriend. At the beginning of the show, he said that the beagle was going to win and ultimately he was right.

This story has been told time and time again with no recollection of ever having being told in the past. Because of this, the phrase “calling the beagle“ has been used to reference stories which are told multiple times by a person without any recollection of the story ever being told before.

“and then I said…”

“Yeah I know what you said. You’re calling the beagle.”

by BillMcGov March 7, 2025

Conflingeld

/kənˈfliNG əld/

adj

Perplexed and bewildered, while simultaneously experiencing brain death

The excessive number of spreadsheets she was forced to peruse to find unimportant information left her thoroughly conflingeld.

by SoSlightlyScarlet March 12, 2025

calling in a chit

Calling in a debt; a favor to be repaid

Are you asking as a friend or are you calling in a chit? Im calling in a chit; a favor.

by LunaticByNature September 10, 2025

Collingwood Crack

When two people, typically homeless and high on drugs, have sex in a public washroom

Person A: Did you hear about what happened at school yesterday??
Person B: Yeah, it was a classic Collingwood Crack

by chudtopia January 4, 2026

Collingwood Crack

When two people, typically homeless and on drugs, have sex in a public washroom

Person A: Did you hear about what happened at school yesterday??
Person B: Yep, it was a classic Collingwood Crack.

by chudtopia January 4, 2026

Yeti Calling

When you fart while sitting on the toilet

Man when i was in the Bathroom at the walmart i heard some one "Yeti Calling ".. I wonder if any showed up

by evilkitty March 29, 2009

Warm calling

Similar to cold calling. The person you're calling still doesn't know you or expect your call, but you happen to know someone who they know and like. By referral the ice is broken, and the call is warmer in temperature.

Salesperson: "I need to make a few calls, was there anyone at that networking breakfast who you think I should try?"

Friend: "Ya, try Pete Mullholland, he's the manager at Vandelay Industrial Supplies--we got along great"

Salesperson: "Finally I'm warm calling for a change"

by MrCorrect1985 July 8, 2009