comFATition

The 'secret' competition between the fattest & next fattest person in a particular group. Either unmentioned/unnoticed by the subjects themselves. Scoring is done by peers.

Allen lost the bet when fattest girl Anita one-upped Bertha in the comFATition by taking only 125 minutes to run 2 laps in PE.

by catfight12 January 11, 2009

Coffin Ready

Wearing too much makeup, like a corpse in a coffin all made up for their final showing

Man, Sheila is coffin ready

Yeah, she needs to tone it down some

by saulstl August 9, 2013

Comfartable

When you are comfortable to fart around someone

"I am so comfartable around you."

by otherbloodally June 21, 2019

Coffill

When you and your boy are masturbating into the same girl.

Yo we fucked your girl then Coffill her.

by Teemobeater9000 May 13, 2020

Coffin Corner

The back corner of a truck, such as a dumptruck or flatbed, when hit directly by a crashing vehicle.

They lost control of the vehicle on the highway going only 40mph, it wasn't for the fact they hit the coffin corner of that truck they should have made it.

by Zachzedzuch July 11, 2020

Coffin Nails

Pioneering, but forgotten, 1950’s and 1960’s shock jock Joe Pyne called cigarettes this, being resigned to his chain smoking habit. (He died of lung cancer in 1970, aged 45). These days, coffin nails could mean three things:

1. Long, squared off manicures in the shape of an old school coffin;

2. French fries because they’re unhealthy to begin with; and
3. Cigarettes.

How could Miranda type with those ugly coffin nails in her way?
No wonder why Albert is so fat, he eats that big carton of coffin nails with chili and cheese every day for lunch.
The Surgeon General has determined that smoking coffin nails is dangerous to your health.

by The Real Canadian September 24, 2020

Honey Combin

To act in a way to be behaving in an unusual manner.

Man why you gotta be honey combin a brotha like that.

Nigga why you always honey combin.

by lilcity321 December 25, 2009