Commercial Music

A typically indie or alternative-rock song that has a good beat and/or catchy lyrics, making it likely to be used in a television commercial.

Person A: Listen to this new Phoenix song!
Person B: It's good... but it sounds familiar. I think I've heard it before.
Person A: Yeah, it's commercial music

by AdmitIthipsters May 28, 2010

Comerbacker

Someone who only comes back to you when they are alone or have nobody else to be with.

"You're dating Jane again? She's such a comerbacker."

by Trishajoe August 11, 2008

Combed

Combed--A putt that is dead center in the hole but consistently stops short. Sometimes it just brushes the hole.

Golfer 1... Wow I thought that putt was in man !!! You barely missed it !! Golfer 2.... Yeah, I just got combed !!!

by carpeddlar September 6, 2012

commercials

The reason why nobody watches TV anymore

Commercials ruined television

by Dubiks December 28, 2018

Me quiero comer a tu vieja

This is a spanish sentence. When you put it in a translator, it says "I want to eat your old lady", but it is a common phrase used in Argentina to say hello. Try to use it when u talk to an argentinian.

A:Hola!
B:Me quiero comer a tu vieja!
A:Como estas?

by anonymous September 9, 2022

DIAMOND COMMERCIAL

When a man does something stupid a/o embarrasing a/o frivolous
for the "LOVE" of a woman.

OIL TRADER:..."So we're walking through the park...and we drop a blanket on the grass at the amphitheater...and as I
poured wine for us,I had JEFFREY OSBOURNE come out on stage and sing LOVE BALLAD...at which point I presented her with a 4ct. rock.-and a proposal.Cool,yeah?"

ARMS DEALER:"That is so fucking DIAMOND COMMERCIAL.Don't repeat it to anyone else.Congratulations."

by L.MARTIN December 5, 2005

commercial

Pot with no soul! Well.. half a soul

Robot: Let Us Smoke These Commercial Marijuana Leaves.
Robot: OK - Wow That Was Great I Feel High I Will Do It Again

by Ahem! Dumb. June 26, 2003