Susan Collins

An alcoholic drink very much like a Tom Collins, except with the added ingredient of goodies/rohypnol.

Last night, Bart O'Kavanuagh bought me a Susan Collins at the bar and then pushed me into his car to rape me.

by Politicaldissident October 6, 2018

Jerking the Colon Boner

Milking the prostate.

"I hate it when Sally walks in on me jerking the colon boner," complained Jim.

by ToxxicPinkk December 17, 2012

Colonel Lingus

N. A man who hides and constructs his work down in a bush or low brush. His work is tedious and usually unsanitary by means of odor. He lifts his head every so often to look for a satisfactory facial expression from his client and or onlookers.

Shhh, Colonel Lingus is deep in his work!

by L. Gooney January 18, 2006

colon blaster

Type of food that will eventually cause a violent erruption in the intestinal system and the defecation process.

I've got to lay off the Mexican food. Those burritos are complete colon blasters!

by Indy Sparkplug May 8, 2010

vaginal colloquialism

A phrase to describe the vast number of names for the key part of the female anatomy coined by both men and women. Television shows like Oprah and Sex in the City seem to have given rise to terms such as:

Kitty
Punani
Vajayjay
Cooter
Cha Cha
Honey pot
Coochie
Muff
Hoo ha
Beaver
Box
Bits and pieces
Yum yum
Poon
Lady business
Goodies
Na na
Lala
Cho cho

Pussy
Treasure Chest

Whenever men or women are uncomfortable with the conversation or the topic in general, they typically resort to using a vaginal colloquialism to describe the parts in question.

"Baby I am needing you in a bad way, any chance I can get a brief visit with the honey pot this morning."

"No honey pot for you honey, my vajajay is in lockdown this morning"

by damndiver January 21, 2010

colonel

A natural leader of men. Women want him and men want to be him. He drives a tank with three wind shield wipers. He commands an army of troops and often takes them on field trips for r. and r. He receives many perks from the civilian population such as a third free entree from applebees when he purchases the 2 for $20 meal deal. He is currently training troops in Orlando Florida.

random guy- Who is that guy wearing a vest and signing his autograph on women's breasts.

random guys buddy - Dude, thats the Colonel, he is the man. Look right there, that's his tank.

by people's champ01 September 30, 2011

Colon Crockpot

When your large intestine has been holding back waste for more than 48 hours and your farts are the leading indicator of what is to come.

Anne: You haven't pooped in a while Craig, what's going on?
Craig: Everything seems to be cooking in the Colon Crockpot and "dinner" will be served shortly in the spare bathroom!

by Urban humor April 1, 2016