Cleaning

Action when people are bored and have nothing to do so they clean their room while listening to music

Person 1:I’m was sooooo bored that I even started cleaning my room
Person 2: *gasp*
Person 1: I know right

by Jazzyann February 19, 2020

colon cleaner

A person who licks ones asshole

You can kiss my ass you colon cleaner

by D-Web December 28, 2006

Holy cleansing

Hitler's manifest destiny. The purest and most righteous path of the ultimate lord and savior on his quest to vanquish the world from demonic forces (Jews) and was only opposed by Christ hating satanists.

Adolf in the most sacrificial act decide to spend his time, resources, and mercy on eliminating the Jews during the holy cleansing era.

by Barak Bin Laden December 4, 2018

like trying to pick up a turd from the clean end

Being tasked with doing something impossible

"Finding an honest politician is like trying to pick up a turd from the clean end."

by frolickingdirtchild February 24, 2009

friends cleanse

The act of getting rid of a friend (be they virtual or actual) by deleting him/her from your life. This is usually achieved by removing said friend from either your virtual life (MySpace, Facebook, LiveJournal, etc.) or your actual life (Don't return calls or texts, ignore/delay emails, etc.) Basically a Friends Cleanse means 'eh, I don't want to deal with you anymore'.

Damn. I had like close to 130 people on my MySpace... but I had to do a Friends Cleanse. Too many people were posting bulletins and shit I wasn't even interested in.

Dude... I'm getting way too many calls/texts from XXX. Time for a mobile phone Friends Cleanse.

by shelik May 27, 2008

The Master Cleanse Diet

A ridiculous diet made popular by celebs, especially Beyonce after she lost 20 pounds on it. Basically, you eat and drink nothing but lemon maple syrup water for at least ten days. Your body goes into starvation mode and you drop, like, FIFTY BAZILLION POUNDS. The recipe for the master cleanse juice is:

60 ounces of filtered water

12 Tablespoons of organic grade B maple syrup

12 Tablespoons of organic lemon juice

1/2 Teaspoon cayenne pepper powder

I've tried it once. ONCE. Nearly died; I felt as if I would never feel happy ever again (lol dementors)

I dropped about seven to nine pounds in on week, but felt like a living corpse. All I could do to avoid the hunger was sleep. All day. The mere mention of food or dining made me feral.

Pretentious Betch: Oh snap, I can't fit into these size 00 jeans. Time to guzzle some master cleanse!

Logical Size 4 Girl: The master cleanse diet? As in, to cleanse yourself of toxins? You're doing it to cleanse, right?

Pretentious Betch: Suuuuure am!

by soapboxamplifier July 26, 2009

cleanup

A supposed feature of Urban Dictionary that should let long-time editors remove stupid vanity defs from the DB. However, it quietly stopped working months ago.

thousands of defs in dire need of cleanup: sindler, Scerbo, chicago chili dog, etc

by Frankie1969 May 8, 2008