Colonel Fire

The postition given to a man that exceeds the expectations of crack addicts and sex offenders. He patrols the hall of a dorm to make sure there's no fires or fire hazards. This man has a built in fire hose. Also has an office in the community bathroom.

Zach: Fire!!!

Matt: Go get Colonel Fire!

Zach: Can't, he's in the office.

Matt: FML!

by Mayo Sanchez October 8, 2009

Coconut Butney

When you give a girl a cream pie in the butt after she's had Indian takeout.

Man, that ho needs a serious condom-ent with her chicken tikka malala. I'm going to go give her some coconut butney.

by CockteaseUSA January 8, 2010

Colonispy

a disease causing you to only see assholes

Working for the complaint department can cause Colonispy. or "equal opportunity employers are allowed to fire you if diagnosed by a licensed physician as suffering from Colonispy"

by Frisky1525 April 28, 2010

Colon cryin'

This is a term used for clear, watery diarrhea.

Dude, either Jessi sat in a puddle of water or she had a case of the colon cryin' in her corduroys.

by HustonB August 13, 2011

colonaboration

when two or more people fart in a confined space (ie. room, car, elevator...) after the first person comments on the stench more than one person accepts responsibility.

as i was playing a game with my friend the other day I let out a "SBD" (silent but deadly), and when i said sorry he laughed and i realized it was a colonaboration!

by mamalekabubuday March 1, 2013

colon commando

A derogatory term for a homsexual

"That dude is a colon commando, wear your jock strap backwards around him!"

by farmerjb November 11, 2013

coloniel sanders

When a man ejaculates semen on the upper lip of a women's face.

Yo bitch you be needing a coloniel sanders. What's that dude it's when I cum over your upper lip and give you a white stache like the KFC cracker.

by Big Red law dog November 14, 2013