Texas Corn Cob

When you've eaten a huge family meal and finally you b begin to upshot the largest turd in your life and it feels like birthing a corn cob.

Oh Lawdy Lawdy, here comes another Texas Corn Cob! gonna need a second flush and some cleanser.

by Lothar January 13, 2018

Virgin Corn on the cob

You take your dick and jam it into the core popping it out, if your quick enough the kernels with stay on your dick. Make sure you put butter on your dick too help them stick them gave someone suck off the kernels

"yeah dude I had my gf try the virgin corn on the cob, she got excited and accidentally bit me"

by BlueGemini January 24, 2024

off cob

When one is to go so crazy in any particular activity that there kernels are to fall out.

"That was fucking off cob dude"

by Westy Jesus March 24, 2017

Off the cob

Similar to off the chain, off the hook, but can also be used as off the cuff or out of left field.

This party is wack, it’s really off the cob.

OR

Damn girl that outfit is off the cob, you look incredible.

by cobgirl123 October 1, 2022

COB Sally

n. A hand job using 5(yes, it has to be 5) spicy hot mustards for lubrication. Usually only for the local Chick-O-Breast sandwich(you won't need but 2 for the sandwich) or to dip your fries in. It's the Official Condiment of Mt Olympus!

Damian- "It was so slow at the Chicken Chokers Waffles and Cocks that I was actually able to sneak off and get in a fourth COB Sally before we closed. That's a personal best and if that's not retarded..."
Short Bus Sally- "I'd like to apologize to the entire retarded Chicken Chokers community, especially the spicy hot mustard division. What a fucking mess!"

by DirtyDirtyGinger January 30, 2020

COB LLC

Communicating Outside Boundaries.
LLC dedicated to people who communicate beyond internal line.

COB LLC made people who were once considered defective or a bit unrevolutionized pinnacle.

by BAYSEAK March 17, 2022

COB

Cum on Boobs

My escort allowed me to COB when I was done.

by King-Sama4U2NV November 1, 2022