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The annoying paperclip that Microsoft added to it's program to make your life just that much harder.
Clippy-'I see you're trying to study! Would you like me to fuck with you insead?'
1.Screw with me until I hit the screen
2.Fuck off
Clippy by nicolee-- July 24, 2009
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clipboard hippy 

A volunteer person, usually between the ages of 18 - 25 that stands around sidewalks of any inner city business district with a clipboard, and annoys passerby by begging to speak with them. These people do not often understand the meaning of no and will actually step into your path to gain your attention.
"I was just stopped by a clipboard hippy! She wouldn't leave me alone!"
clipboard hippy by Xiporah. October 4, 2006
To be drunk and high; simultaneously. Typically high off of dope marijuana.
Fraser: "Boys, we're are CLIPT!"
Boys (all): whooooo whooooooooooooooo
clipt by the ultimate corrupter February 8, 2010

clipperize 

The act of sneaking up on someone with a clipper (that is, one of those electric haircutting things) and shaving a portion of their hair, often making the one that was clipperized very angry and making everyone around laugh quite hilariously.
Bonus points are given for clipperizations near the front of the head or any other easily seen place. A victim of clipperization often must completely shave their head or otherwise make themselves not look insane.
There is a common protection against clipperization: the hat.
Many people in Jackass: The Movie were clipperized.

Clipperization victim: Dude, what the hell did you do to my head?
Clipperizer: Go look in a mirror, mate. You look so stupid.
clipperize by Edabite July 29, 2008
Making an insincere effort to be cheerfully helpful, with the unintended effect of inspiring resentment and, occasionally, violence from those nearby.
"Tell your clippy girlfriend I don't need her advice about my potato salad."
clippy by jss11 November 5, 2007
The annoying paperclip (office assistant) that appears in Microsoft Office.
"Turn that fucking paperclip off!!!"
clippy by Biohertz January 30, 2003