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Jesus Clean

A hasty way to clean dishes, namely cups. Originating from the christian ritual, the eucharist, in which only the rim of the cup is cleaned w/ a piece of cloth for the next person to drink.
joe: dude lets go
bill: hold on my mom told me to clean all the dishes in the sink
joe: wat are u a caveman? just toss them in the dish washer
bill: its broken
joe: then just jesus clean them bitches and lets go
by MaGoo69 January 5, 2011
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Clean the mat

Anthony shit his pants so shaggy is going to stay late and clean the mat
by Cappy-Flipflops April 13, 2020
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clean the chimney

To stick a tongue up one persons nostrils removing all snot and boogers often done for sensual reasons, but not always
Dude 1: bro Stacey came over last night

Dude 2: bro that’s sick did she clean the chimney
Dude 1: you know it dawg, My sinus is HELLA clear
by Absurd_Chalice November 4, 2022
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The Clean Getaway

"The Clean Getaway"

That turd we've ALL had where you hear it hit the water, Hell, you even feel the splash-back but when you look a second later, it's no where to be seen - as though it flushed itself, yet flushing has yet to occur.
My turd just pulled "the clean getaway."
by Screwysquearl October 18, 2016
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Mr. Clean

That one video on pornhub where the bald guy puts his entire head inside the girl's vagina.
"i love Mr. Clean so much"
by goth coot September 24, 2020
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clean steal

A clean steal happens when one of your friends leaves something at your house for so long that they forget you have it. Once they forget it used to be theirs, it becomes yours.
Jim: Dude, isn't that my Zelda game?

Greg: It's been over here for like six months and you totally forgot I had it. Clean steal, dude.

Jim: Alright, good call.
by FarashaSand December 20, 2008
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clean cuddles

cuddling after both or one of the cuddlers have showered. can be clothed or naked.
"I want cuddles."
"Can we do some clean cuddles? I haven't showered yet today."
"Okay."
*showers*
*clean cuddling commences*
by vengefuII June 30, 2016
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