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Chair People

Peasants who know not that sitting is the biggest killer in America.
Look at those chair people, sitting in their little chairs with disengaged muscles. I bet they don’t know that sitting is the biggest killer in America.
by opeth6669 January 13, 2022
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dookie chair

i broke the dookie chair after those tacos.

Did you use Tyler's dookie chair?
by dookie doo 1324 February 7, 2015
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Gasper chair

An improvised chair made of cardboard boxes, often used at a startup business with a shortage of furniture.
They were all huddled around the long table, some of them sitting on Gasper chairs hastily put together from teeshirt boxes.
by hey youz guys May 1, 2015
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Papa Bear's chair

When you're at another person's house, the place that they prefer to sit. This place is usually the most comfortable seat in the whole room, and near and dear to the host's heart. The host is usually very reluctant to give somebody permission to sit there, and often takes offense to those who sit there with out asking.

Often used in 3rd person
Host: Dude, get up!!
Guest: Why!?
Host: That's Papa Bear's Chair!
Guest: My bad, i'm sorry...
by Wu Tang Hootie January 1, 2010
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Guy in the chair

Guy or Man or Woman who is reached by almost continuous communication through some kind of technology, and provides quick analysis or information about items, logistics, technology, people and the situation to those who are locally involved. They can drive remotely controlled equipment and vehicles and give general view over what is going on at the surveillanced area during any kind of operation. Usually they are afar from the operation in a safe-zone, where they can focus on being the second-mind or the external-addon. This activity usually involves a chair on which they sit infront of a computer, radio, map, controller. The expresion is popularized in the movie Spiderman: Homecoming
A typicial conversation:
-Alpha-delta, we need access to the main room.
-I read Tango. Initiaing hacking of the security protocols. Access gained in 30seconds. (Guy in the Chair)

Examples:

Siperman: Homecoming - Ned

Matrix - Tank
Mission: Impossible - Luther Stickell
by GuytheZombie November 4, 2017
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Fixing my chair

When you gotta wank off your dick but just say you have to fix your chair as a coverup
Yo guys I gotta go because i'm fixing my chair
by YeBruhEatDick April 16, 2018
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Claire

Claire I legit wrote this just then for you (Jordan)
by Jordan Hall MWSC August 4, 2016
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