chimpanzee ass

the act of eating spicy primarily Italian foods such as buffalo wings, lots of chicken parm or anything with pepperoni then taking a shit and upon exit the tasty medditeranian spices flood your asshole causing a sharp burning sensation which causes the victim to walk around with spread legs and a slightly gaped butthole to avoid painful friction

Louie: hey Mr. Formaggioni i just ate a 16 inch cold cut grinder with exra pepperoni from milano's do you think ill get chimpanzee ass

Mr. Formaggioni: ooo lou you shouldn't have done that your ass is gonna be burning like a rich lazy jew

by loudog413 December 2, 2010

Chimp

Chimp: someone who is annoying and always runs their mouth;could also mean fat guid

Stop being a chimp, you're so annoying.

by GCast July 8, 2014

Chaspestose

an Internet ship between Twitter artist Aspestose and Minecraft YouTuber Chillin; like DreamNotFound but better and realer

Aspestose: Hello Chillin.
Chillin: Hello Aspestose.
MCYT Stan: Chaspestose is real.

by Chillin95 February 23, 2022

Nog Chimpa

Scent of a monkey's scalp.

I think I'm going to go to the zoo and smell me some nog chimpa.

by CuteBob February 16, 2010

put on the rocky road chimpanzee suit

Chimpanzees are notorious for throwing their feces and ejaculate around. Putting on the rocky road chimpanzee suit is when a person is covered with every single bodily fluid available.

That blind date was such a psycho. All he wanted to do was put on the rocky road chimpanzee suit. There was piss and blood everywhere!

by Patick O'Neil January 22, 2006

chimp dance

When one is very desperate to use the toilet in order to shit, but it is already occupied. This is the agonised dance performed, hopping from one leg to the other, going "oooo oooo owwww oooww oooo!" and pulling a grotesque face. Like an angry chimp in a zoo.

Dude 1: "My new chick spends hours in the bathroom doing her face. I'm left outside doing the chimp dance every morning!"
Dude 2: "Bad shit, my man!"

by Wizards Sleeve July 6, 2007

nim chimpski

The subject of a failed attempt to teach American Sign Language to a chimpansee. Named after the communist linguistics professor Noam Chomski.

"Nim Chimpski demonstrated that chimpansees are definately stupider than gorillas."

by j e walker April 26, 2003