chat tag
A derivation of the more common "phone tag," where two people repeatedly miss each others' messages on chat or text.
chat tag by a psuedo-urbanite July 26, 2011
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chat labotomy
When you have been in chat so long that you do not have any chat feelings left. Usually after you have been beat silly by all the chat bullies, one after another.
Example: Johns feels numb in chat and doesn't react to what is being said about him. He must have had his chat labotomy!
chat labotomy by oD Katz September 26, 2011
Chat Philosophy
When you and another friend are texting or chatting on the Internet and you start talking about deep, philosophical subjects that explore the meaning of life and other things one would not otherwise contemplate.
Mike: So me and Jen were having a deep chat philosophy last night and we figured out the meaning of life.
Bob: And?
Mike: It was cool.
Bob: And?
Mike: It was cool.
Chat Philosophy by nexorcexor September 7, 2013
chat legend
Someone who has become so ingrained in the cultural history of a chat room that they are referenced even after they leave chat for good (generally due to ban, death, or distraction).
chat legend by Octavius the Octopus September 20, 2013
chat dumped
Getting dumped by someone that you're having a chat affair with. Only counts as a chat dump if the chat's been going on for more than one exchange. Chat dumps can be "spoken" ("I don't want to chat with you anymore"), harsh ("fuck off"), or dickish (disappear from IM).
Person 1: Shit, I think I've been chat dumped by this really hot guy dood.
Person 2: What happened bro?
Person: Guy just stopped chatting suddenly. Fuckin' asshole. Bad chatiquette.
Person 2: What happened bro?
Person: Guy just stopped chatting suddenly. Fuckin' asshole. Bad chatiquette.
chat dumped by IkuraEater July 28, 2014
Chat Lock-In
A chat lock-in is a situation where a person locks you into a one-way conversation where they proceed to tell you every detail of whatever comes to their mind without letting you add to the conversation or politely end the conversation.
Once in a chat lock-in it is very difficult to end the conversation and you must find or invent new and enhanced methods to escape this lock-in.
Get away. Get away as fast as you can.
Once in a chat lock-in it is very difficult to end the conversation and you must find or invent new and enhanced methods to escape this lock-in.
Get away. Get away as fast as you can.
Person one: Huwww boy, what a day.
Person two: Really, what makes you say that?
<commence chat lock-in>
Person one: <Proceeds to talk endlessly about subjects which are vaguely related to your original question>
Person two: Really, what makes you say that?
<commence chat lock-in>
Person one: <Proceeds to talk endlessly about subjects which are vaguely related to your original question>
Chat Lock-In by Cogarius October 13, 2014
Chat Lag
When someone is chatting, and a a server of the chat provider is weak or your's/their internet speed is weaker. Someone says something, often a question, and is answered before the whole questions said. often associated with strong awkwardness
12:10 am Swaggr: Hey babe
12:11 am Babe: Wassup
12:12 am Swaggr: I can't go out, my wife's coming
12:12 am Babe: So you wanna go out
***Chat lag has just happened***
12:13 am Swaggr:
12:11 am Babe: Wassup
12:12 am Swaggr: I can't go out, my wife's coming
12:12 am Babe: So you wanna go out
***Chat lag has just happened***
12:13 am Swaggr:
Chat Lag by fukdurbichs November 27, 2014