Urban Chat

A new part of Urban dictionary where you can discuss things, or (more commonly) flame each other 'till the webpage catches fire.
Urban chat - Chat log:
whatsername: heyyy
12 123 12 12 1: haha
godathome: GOD IS HERE!!!!
whatsername: its punk rock god
godathome: yes?
12 123 12 12 1: answer meeeeeeee
lifeisabeach: aaaa
lifeisabeach: a
lifeisabeach: a
lifeisabeach: a
whatsername: idk
lifeisabeach: aa
whatsername: im leaving anyway
whatsername: lol
lifeisabeach: aaaaaaahhhhh
50/51Mafia: MAN I LIVE IN Adress ANY 1 GOT A PROBLEM WIT ME THIS IS JUGGALO NATION 51/50 MAFIA MOTHER******* WICKED CLOWNS 4 LIFE HATCHET RYDIN NINJAZ
****** *** FIND OUT WUTZ UP ******
mieulium: ahh?
by Some super awesome dude August 02, 2007
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chat noir

his bulge will cure cancer
chat noir make me wet like an ocean.
by Chat noir dick is huge AF March 13, 2016
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chat whore

a person who you don't know or barely know that chats you all the time on a social-networking site. they chat you at least 3 times a day as soon as you sign in because they have no lives whatsoever.
*Jake and Sara are now friends*
*Chat Conversation*
Jake: hey sara! :DD
Sara: uhh, hey?
Jake: whats up home-biscuit??
Sara: umm, how do u know me?
Jake: memba, you were @ Brad's party!
Sara: but we didn't hang out
Jake: yea but whateva
Sara: and we only have 2 friends in common
Jake: so???
Sara: fuck off u creeping chat whore!!!!
*Jake and Sara are no longer friends*
by this just happened. FML May 29, 2011
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menage a chat

chat activity involving three people. no more. no less. 3 women. 3 men. 2 women 1 man. 2 men 1 woman. whatever the grouping - all must engage in chat activity with one another for the activity to be a 'menage a chat'.

This can be done via SMS, instant messenging clients, facebook, or other social media platform.
Lisa said it was fun having a 'menage a chat' with Rich and Trisha when planning Lovely Lorraine Lush's Birthday Party. Similar to Menage a Tweet but not specifically tied to twitter.
by metricsman December 14, 2011
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shat chat

noun. Snapchatting while shitting. Pretty self explanatory.
Sarah just sent me a shat chat. It was clutch.

Erika tried to shat chat but it was just shat.
by gtechgurl February 20, 2014
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chat-trap

1. informal one-sided conversation between two people, one of which is on their way elsewhere and is delayed by the other's inane discussion on a variety of subjects for no reason whatsoever other than to hear their own voice. Chat-trapped, chat-trapping, chat-trapper.
Used in a sentence, verb:

Leah was chat-trapped by Dianne in the washroom for fifteen minutes today.

Used in a sentence, noun:

Don't walk near that cubicle or you will be caught in a chat-trap with Damien!
by XBJX June 21, 2007
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Chat Triangle

The act of three people all chatting with each other, blissfully unaware of the other conversations happening. Occasionally they will start gossiping about people in the triangle. This usually results in lots of pointless drama.
While Rex chatted with Fido and Max at the same time, little did he know they were also chatting with each other. When Rex starting insulting Max's girlfriend FiFi, Fido immediately told Max and got everyone involved in a violent, bloody Chat Triangle.
by Jene Sepa July 31, 2011
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