Bishop McGuinness Catholic High School

A torturous facility, much like hell, where children must learn a vast array of subject matter which will most likely be of no importance in their future careers. Furthermore, it is a place where fun is not allowed and you will be strongly condemned for any carnival-like activities and actions. Also, you are trained to be robots with no souls or social lives, much like gingers.

Also known as "Bishop McGuinness State Penitentiary."

kid: where do you go to school?

other kid: Bishop McGuinness Catholic High School

kid: wow, i am terribly sorry. that place sucks fat cock.

by IWANTAPPLESAUCE June 11, 2010

cathouse

Whore house
Also a club in Glasgow which sold out.

The cathouse used to be good now it's pish.

by Anonymous March 13, 2003

Guerin Catholic High School

The High School of choice for rich fags and ugly bitches. The sports teams all blow and the fine arts should be renamed to the Fag arts. Nobody likes this school including the people that go there because most peoples parents send them there. The school is more hated than the USWNT and less attended than a WNBA game. The faculty is full of extremely cocky douchebags who think they are better than everyone since they pray once a day. You can get in trouble from any of them for doing absolutely nothing and the rule is "guilty until proven guilty" there. Not one teacher has any friends and the administration blows each other all day in the front office.

Chad- yo Brock wanna go smoke and fuck some bitches tonight.

Brock- nah I go to Guerin Catholic High School and am against drug use and we have hair testing on weed. I also learned in the Catechism to save myself for marriage so I ain't fuckin bitches no more. I think some of these girls at Guerin deserve a chance since they're so nice and intelligent.

Chad- Damn bro now you's a simp... fuck Guerin and they're bitchass faculty. Have fun going to the bathroom without your phone and dont fucking talk to me again pussy.

by BennyBench69 January 30, 2020

cathologingerjewism

a catholic-jew that has ginger hair and/or pubes.

"oh dear, my friend jinjamomo is a cathologingerjew"

"that lad must suffer from cathologingerjewism!"

by !JoN! October 18, 2008

Catholic Mass

The strongest prayer in the Universe. It is when the priest turns bread and wine in to the Body and Blood of Christ. When you recieve the Eucharist which is Jesus's Mystical Body, into yourself unifying yourself within Him. Jesus is not alone in the Eucharist though... Jesus is accompanied by the Father and the Holy Spirit, and all the rest of Heaven. If you have lost a friend or a loved one and you recieve the Eucharist, you recieve them as well allong with all the Saints and the Martyrs in Heaven. In other words, the Catholic Mass is a miracle that happens nowhere else on Earth, and you witness Christ himself, veiled behind bread and wine.

The Catholic Mass will mean nothing to you unless you know and believe in the Trinity.( The Trinity is one Gon in three divine persons: God the Father, God the Son, and God the Holy Spirit.)

by TheRealTruth10548 November 6, 2019

Catholic Girl

A girl who is Catholic, meaning she believes what the Apostles and/or Nicene Creed states.

Catholic girls are believed to have the "innocent sweet girl" image yet they have the "wild child" behavior. SOMETIMES this is true, but REAL Catholic girls know how to behave.

"Oh my gosh, buddy! Look! There's a Catholic girl across your house! Sweet!"

"Bad idea, buddy. Her millionaire father's the worst."

by xoxolilylovesyouxoxo May 15, 2007

National Cathedral School

A rigorous college prep school located in Washington, D.C.

Contrary to what others say, the school is not full of students with eating disorders. However, it's a highly competitive environment. Expect to work extremely hard.

National Cathedral School Student: Ugh I got an A- my mom will kill me

by idk112 March 7, 2012