beard bun

A beard with just enough length to make a bun when using a rubber band.

Did you see how ridiculous Al's beard bun looks on his chin??

by kozmotini December 14, 2017

current bun

sun (cockney rhyming-slang)

fuck me the o'l current buns bright today

by twatmore January 7, 2012

Bun Mode

The moments before you get intimate with your significant other.

Also known as caking.

Whats good?

Whats up?

Just chilling you tryna go play ball?

Nah, my lady just came in town, so you know I'm on bun mode.

Ight well I'll just hit you tomorrow or something.

by Jwun November 10, 2011

productivity bun

A hairdo done in a hurry that serves a bigger purpose in life than most hairdos: Productivity. The higher the bun the more productive one will be.

Example 1
Coworker 1: Hey I have a questio--
Coworker 2: Not now, I'm in the zone.
Coworker 1 to Coworker 3: (whispers) I should have known, just look at that productivity bun.

Example 2
"Guys can have productivity buns too. My friend Nathaniel has one, and he's a famous DJ."

by The Real Smashley April 17, 2014

buttered the buns

v. When you crap your pants but just enough to get the cheeks wet.

Johnny: Uh-oh, I think I just crapped my pants...(upon inspection)nope...just buttered the buns. Can I borrow some boxers?

by camino83 November 22, 2013

turtle buns

1.Something said to anger your teacher.
2.Hot dog buns in the shape of turtles.
3.The rear end of a turtle.

Teacher:"What is the answer..."
Child:"Turtle buns!!!"

by Zombie Ninja Warrior March 10, 2012

Morning Buns

Sex first thing in the morning.

Passed out early last night so I got some morning buns today.

by Sausagerides May 5, 2021