Blue Burrito

Rolling a woman up in a blanket like a burrito and hitting it from behind whilst water boarding her with the blue toilet water.

And there I was giving that bitch the Blue Burrito like a real Ford man.

by Cakalacky October 2, 2018

Cali burrito joint

A restaurant that serves California burritos among other Californian mexican culinary fare. The earmark of a true Cali burrito joint is their extensive selection of Sippy Cups, which are their exclusive vessels for serving beverages.

"Bruh, 'Gut Bomb Burritos' is the dopest Cali burrito joint fam. They have the roudiest selection of Sippy Cups , I always go for the 'Incredibles' one if it's available!"

by Burritobonerz9000 December 21, 2018

the burrito

when you and your homie try to become a human burrito with one blanket, in an empty house at 12:44am. the idea is to roll together and become one burrito.

bro let’s do the burrito.

by dr. smiski November 8, 2019

Sleeping Burito

This happens when the inside of a sleeping bag contains food inside of it, preferably beef, becoming a sleeping burito that screeches ear-breaking sounds into your ear, usually screaming "EAT ME!!!"

Guy 1: Hey did you hear about that story about food in a bag?
Guy 2: Yeah you mean the sleeping burito that screams at you!

by Zā November 20, 2019

fag burrito

When two men share a sleeping bag.

John lost all his gear, he and Billy had to make a Fag Burrito.

by Cokecancowboy December 18, 2021

Bean Burrito Level

Sometimes just called "Bean Burrito". A level in the Super Mario Maker series in which repetitive button inputs make completing the level tedious along with the potential to die and have to start over from a single missed button prompt. A bean burrito level usually either only has one screen or the multiple screens in it are so similar that they might as well just be one extra large screen. All of this together makes what many would consider an awful level and usually makes for a miserable experience. These levels typically do not include checkpoints.
Origin: The name is derived from a level called Bowser's Bean Burrito in which the player must complete repetitive spin jumps on shells the entire time and missing a single jump results in having to do the level over from the beginning,

This bean burrito level is miserable.

by Shugunou September 3, 2023

boom boom burrito

It is made up of two packs of Gushers and 2 fruit by the foot, laid out on top of 2 fruit roll ups, and rolled up into a burrito

I destroyed that Boom Boom Burrito

by Psycho6969 May 16, 2015