Fuck Buddy

When two friends enjoy the benefits of sex but are not committed to a relationship with each other.

Kiersten: Hey is Chad around I was supposed to meet him here?
Chad's Dad: Sorry he's not here right now by they way who are you?
Kiersten : I'm his Fuck Buddy Kiersten!
Chad's Dad: Wow he never told me he was fucking A cute little ass on the side!
Kiersten : That's right we fuck everyday till his wife get's home then I sneak out the bedroom window!
Chad's Dad : Well aren't you just a Naughty little girl maybe I should teach you a lesson!
Kiersten : Oh you wanna fuck my little pussy don't you Huh! Huh!
Chad's Dad: Oh baby I do my wife's playin bingo right now so I can be your Fuck Buddy!
Kiersten : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! You should spank me since I'm bein Naughty!!! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Chad's Dad : Yes! Yes! Yes! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!
Kiersten : I'm so Naughty Fuck Me! Fuck Me! Fuck Me! Cum in my tight little pussy!
Chad's Dad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Oh Shit I'm having a heart attach!
Kiersten : Oh No what do I do how about a Blowjob to revive you!
Chad's Dad : Yeah I think that will do!
Kiersten : MMMMMMMMMMMMM! MMMMMMMMMMM! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Chad's Dad : Ok I'm better but keep suckin!
Chad : Dad What The Hell Is Goin On why is my Fuck Buddy suckin your dick?
Chad's Dad : Sorry but she's a Naughty Girl and I had to punish her!
Chad : You GET THE FUCK OUT NOW!
Kiersten : Well Chad since I was Naughty are you going to punish me?
Chad : Oh Baby you know I will!

by SlopNChop February 17, 2017

Porn Buddy

A Clitary Executor. A single fellows best friend who, in the event of his untimely death, is charged with the important task of removing and disposing of his stash of grumblebefore his grieving parents arrive tosearch through his effects for touching momentoes, and things to put on eBay.

If former Poet Laureate and lifelong jazz enthusiast Philip Larkin's porn buddy had managed to carry out the Hull Universty Librarians final wishes, it is estimated that the resulting bonfire of hardcore art pamphlets would have been visible from the Moon

by Garthy September 19, 2006

buddy fucker

Anyone who ditches or lets their friend down, usually to do some generally undesirable task, especially if it is taking blame, exhausting work, getting in a fight. A buddy fucker usually takes a lot of blame from his friends, and depending on how bad the ditching was, may not be friends with the fucked buddy much longer.

Joe: You wanna fight?!
Bob: C'mon Jim, back me up here. *Notices Jim is gone and gets beaten up*

The next day...

Bob: Jim, you are such a buddy fucker. Asshole.

by daHoss January 07, 2009

buddy punch

When a person at work clocks in ("punches in") their friend when their friend is late to work.

Did you you clock in for Stevie?

Oh yes.

Good old buddy punch!

by Stewart Larkin August 26, 2006

Fuck buddy

A situation where one person is in love and the other person is not, but the person in love pretends to be happy with only sex and gets angrier and angrier and sadder and sadder.

Tim won't even hold hands with me walking back to his place I hate that he thinks I'm his fuck buddy.

by Cristalle5 January 05, 2019

buddy roe

A term one redneck calls another ...it means pal, or buddy, or friend

true story: We were camping about one in the morning out in the woods of north carolina...some guy comes from out of the dark and scares the shit out of us. He says " What's up buddy roe?" "Got any beer , buddy roe?" He looked to be one of the guys out of the movie deliverance. After that we called everyone buddy roe and laughed like hell.

by todie4girl1 December 25, 2009

Porn Buddy

.- The best friend who is responsible for the retreval and distribution of all adult pornographic material and paraphernalia in the event that the person is hospitalized and or dead. With the perks and rights to keeping all material that is found in such search, if and only if, the material is found and removed before the family of the deceased is able to aquire it.

"Shit my porn buddy died, i better get my ass over there and get his shit before his parents find it. At least i have new material for my stash, i was getting tired of School of Cock."

by Yerko October 16, 2006