Blobturd

The physical state of a soul

I can see your blobturd

by BurntBrownies September 5, 2016

Blob out

When an individual high on cannabis sits for periods of time not focusing on their surroundings, but contemplating life; acting like a 'blob'.

Sorry what did you say? I just blobbed out

Did you blob out again?

by Charli Dawzz June 24, 2016

Blob

Blob means

Basic
Last
Option
Bae. Someone you would fuck if it was a last resort

Bob:"your still a verigin"
Joe:"yeah I might have to fuck the blob"
Or
Bob:"fuck her"
Joe:"NO SHES THE BLOB"

by PandynXX15 October 18, 2016

blobbermouth

Someone who is incapable of having a conversation without spit leaving their mouth.

God, you're a blobbermouth!

by Natho1234 April 4, 2017

BlobbinShglobin

A word said when shocked at a very peculiar thing.

Husband: Honey my parents are coming over in 3 hours.
Wife: Aaah the house is a mess BlobbinShglobin!!

by Anonymous Bitch👅😈 April 8, 2017

Blobfishing

The act of making your face look like a blobfish by having a major double chin and other weird facial expressions

I look so bad I'm literally blobfishing!

by EA&EW June 25, 2017

Blobfish

Daunte is the definition of a blobfish

Daunte is in ugly blobfish

by Ayyeebroo October 3, 2017