beauty blessing

when you stay beautiful to be more Christ-like.

The beauty blessing helped most of Christ’s followers get to heaven.

by Coop Dupe December 1, 2019

The Blessing

When one cups someone's testicles in their hands with warm water.

"I was apposed to it at first, but she gave me the blessing last night and I busted the fattest nut."

"I physically cannot cum anymore unless I receive the blessing."

by warm water October 24, 2020

surprise blessing

this is what you tell your children when they ask if they were accidents

son: "mom were me and john accidents?"
mom: "no hunny, you were surprise blessings"

by surpriseblessing October 4, 2020

Irish Blessing

Taking a shot of Jameson out of a potato skin and chasing with beef gravy.

Let’s have a Irish blessing at the pub tonight.

by anonymous December 10, 2020

Binta Blessing

Binta Blessing

Binta Blessing

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Bare Blessed

A saying for gay retards who think ancaster has school gangs. Their leader is a pedophile who Carrie’s around a crowbar in his pants. He got slumped by a junkie and kissed a sex offenders shoes

Man, that gay sex we had last night was bare blessed

by Joe Stechey August 16, 2022

special blessing

(often abbreviated S.B.) a term in evangelical circles to refer to a significant punishment, particularly one that will result in service to the church or its members. (This comes from the logic that your special blessing is the opportunity to serve others.) In some situations the SB is not acknowledged as a punishment, despite it being one.

Sorry, I don't have a day off this week, I got a special blessing for not cleaning the bathroom properly so I've gotta detail the pastor's car and babysit on Monday.

by RemyLinguist February 19, 2023