colon blast

a loud and obnoxious fart. sometimes described as one that "ripped a second asshole". very painful and displeasurable to both the farter and those standing around him.

Damn dude, was that a bomb? Nope, Bruce just had another colon blast. Is his asshole okay?

by reed April 27, 2004

street blast

To pleasure a girl with one's fingers while in a public venue, usually with multiple witnesses

Pete loves to street blast so much that he did it to a random girl in NYC

by proudfather February 4, 2009

Gotta blast!

Escaping an awkward, dangerous, or risky situation.

That's Abigail Nigweeth, my ex. Gotta Blast!

by aflockof700pintobeans October 3, 2016

blasted

so high you dont kno were you are or what your doing.

i got so blasted last night i dont know what i did

by tank May 13, 2005

blasshole

a black asshole; any person of dark complexion that acts like an asshole

Fuck PITT, Levance Fields is such a blasshole.

by GMile March 28, 2009

ghetto blaster

An alcoholic drink referenced in Brad Neely's "Professor Brothers" series, presumably composed of whiskey and "LIME" soda, e.g. Sprite.

"It was one of those typical sexy-ass Sunday nights and I was drinking ghetto blasters, alone..."

by Eric Barbaric November 10, 2007

Choco-Blast of Yummiment

An affectionate term used to describe the scintillating blast of chocolaty-goodness that emanates from McDonald's Brownie Melts.

"Hey, are those good?" customer asks McDonald's employee.

"That Choco-Blast of Yummiment is good enough to make you slap yo momma" he replies.

by Neckfarter Queen April 6, 2009