blakes mom

A dirty fat slut who fucks anybody that she looks at and is looser than a doorknob. She is normally seen sucking off fat homeless people for a dollar to buy herself a pack of cigarettes.
Oh my god did you see blakes mom giving that hobo a blowjob?
by Blakes mom May 16, 2017
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SCOTTY BLAKE

The act of holding a person down while another person hovers over them, spreads their ass cheeks, clamps their ass cheeks over the recipient’s nose, and wipes back and forth. Fecal matter is then imparted on the tip of the recipient’s nose.
Dude, that guy just got Scotty Blake’d!
by luckyfilters April 03, 2021
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Blake Gray

A oddly tall guy who is tiktok famous, in the sway house and is dating Amelie Zilber. He has over 7 million followers and he’s really cute
Dude that guy over there is so cute he is such a Blake Gray.
by Shart? November 27, 2020
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Blake Andrews

Also known as a Simp , bailes on his friends and disrespects the bro code, section 720 p9, 'bro's before hoes' honor.
Gosh man why do you have to do a Blake Andrews like that?
by UraNidiot@gmail.com March 16, 2020
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Blake Wantannabe

A very large creature who can only survive in dark rooms. He must be accompanied by a xbox one at all times or his heart will stop. He also needs a surplus of food as if his consumption rate goes below 3467 PB&J sandwiches he will shrivel and die. He's a big fuckin bitch.
Chris: "Damn ese ur big as shit."
Blake: " I know im a Blake Wantannabe"
Jayden: " Holy fuck"
by ChriuFucksMaraih February 07, 2019
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Blake Griffin

A robot being used for a secret project by the US government that buttrapes the shit out of any tall NBA players and posterize dunks on them
Blake Griffin had such a monster throwdown yesterday on KG, he's probably still wondering what happened.
by Pseudonym41212 March 04, 2011
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Blake Fever

(noun)- when boys (and girls) fall deeply in love with 'her' in a very short time.
Symptoms include: following her like a puppy, puppy dog eyes, staring, emotional attachment, thinking she is your world, believing you will b together forever and other desires.

Treatment: unfortunately, there is no known treatment as of right now. Symptoms have been found to linger for months, even years.

"damn, that pour boy has got a bad case of blake fever"
by xoblauren236 February 05, 2010
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