hag been

–noun
a former fag hag

After having kids and moving to the suburbs, Grace could no longer spend Saturdays shopping, gossiping and being fabulous with her gaytriarch. She missed him terribly but had to admit she was a hag been.

by Bourgeoys December 18, 2009

Lez-been

Term to use around the Elderly to describe a female liking a female.

Grandma: So is your cousin okay with you liking boys.
Grandson: Yes, Grandma she takes up for me.

Grandma: Now why would she do that?
Grandson: I don't know she just understands I guess.
Gradma: Is she a Lez-been?

by hoohhaal May 8, 2011

The President has been shot

When somebody takes such a massive toke that as soon as they exhale they cough with such force that they knock themselves flat on their ass.(Usually happens with the RGB)

B1: I'm going for another hit B2.
B2: Right'o B1.
B1: *coughs* Sweet Jesus my ass...
B2: The President has been shot!
B1:......Shut the fuck up!

by AssPounderMKII October 19, 2008

What has been kicking off on apterous?

A phrase uttered by a variety of word nerds that is invariably answered by "Dylan Taylor".
Previously: "James Nguyen", "Richard Brittain".

"Any news? What has been kicking off on apterous?"
"Dylan Taylor. You know, the incredibly attractive one."

by lenoz January 22, 2014

been this far

Phrase used mostly by men to express that one has never felt a certain degree of intimacy with another person, in reference to what they are feeling now for someone.

Bro: Man, I've never been this far
Bro 2: Damn, you must really like the girl

by MyNiggah July 7, 2014

you've been jetered

To be presented with a gift basket post hookup.

Aww girl, you've been jetered.

by you've been jetered September 23, 2014

you've been tarpleed

When you are with a Tarplee and you get really drunk, you have been 'Tarpleed'!

Omg you've been Tarpleed

by Bobbie-Ray December 2, 2013