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Three bears body

Not to big, not to small, just right
Damn baby girl you have a three bears body
by MattHadder June 3, 2024
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Coffee Bears

When one roommate wishes to get coffee, 'Coffee Bears' is texted in the house groupchat, so others may join them on their journey.
Roommate A: "Coffee Bears"
Roommate B: "Coming!"
by Shark F. Kennedy June 21, 2024
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Flagging bears

When an individual tells dramatically over the top and blatantly false lies, particularly where they are the hero or righteous protagonist, in an attempt to impress strangers.
Usage:

Person A: Man, did Joe tell you about the robbery he stopped at the liquor store last night?

Person B: oh pal, he's just flagging bears. You can't believe a word that guys says.
by mango🥭 jesus December 10, 2024
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The Bears are Looking at the Eclipse

This is a reference to the common "bear-eclipse" phenomena meme, where bears are found looking at eclipses and roaring. It's a non sequitur absurd joke. The original story involves three cubs and a mama bear. The mama bear roars, and then the cubs ask "Why are you roaring, mama?" Mama bear says... "because... because there's AN ECLIPSE!!!!!"
Guy 1: "How does a bear cut its hair?"
Guy 2: "Uhh... idk how?"
Guy 1: "E CLIPS IT!!!"

Guy 1: "Bro, I just had a great idea..."
Guy 2: "What's up?"
Guy 1: "What if... the BEARS ARE LOOKING AT THE ECLIPSE!!!!!"
by rizz0ThBear February 15, 2025
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gummy bears are chasing me

Bruhhh
gummy bears are chasing me
IDC ITS THREE AM
by anonymous March 5, 2025
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Chicago Bears Tax

A mysterious curse where any football player who signs with the Chicago Bears immediately forgets how to play football. Scientists estimate a 75% drop in skill the second the pen hits the contract. Side effects include dropped passes, missed tackles, and uncontrollable crying at Soldier Field.
Man, he was a Pro Bowler last year. Now? Looks like he paid the Chicago Bears Tax.
by 34344444 September 7, 2025
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Dropped bears like a picnic

Bringing the funk; phat phrases or rhymes; great lyrics, a real good time.
You catch (name insert) last night?!
He dropped bears like a picnic!

Or
Did you go to that (place insert)?
It drop like bears at a picnic
by Nursingzombie December 16, 2025
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