beatus

Tyler Collins. AKA Beatus.

Hey Beatus! Learn how to fucking ollie or you don't get no damn pizza!

by Nathan Fuggin' Evans April 17, 2005

Chicago Bears

A washed up overrated team with a horrible QB. They won't win the superbowl this year or any year in the near future. Chicago fans rant on about how good their defense is and how good in general the team is but in all honesty if you think the Bears are good you have down syndrome.

My 5 year old brother's football team is better than the Chicago Bears, and my 10 year old sister is a better QB than Grossman.

by xttN December 12, 2008

care bearsturbate

when you buy a care bear and proceed to masturbate at mcdonalds while ordering a large coke when you get your large coke you then proceed to ejaculate in your large coke and tip it onto your care bear you then proceed to eat the bear and vomit onto a nearby sheep

i just care bearsturbated now im in jail YOLO

by rocking peoples domes 24/7 bro May 1, 2014

pubic bears

Pubic Bears - noun.

1) wild bears, found most prominently in the wild, bushy pubic hair of young atention whores

2) the McDonalds ty Teenie Beanie Bears given free with happy meals

1) Free the pubic bears, Rachael

2) i got Yassie, The Yellow Pubic Bear!!!

by Sister Pheonyx Takeshi October 7, 2005

Beardsley

apathy towards a depressing, unfortunate, and pathetic circumstances or situations.

"Damn your girlfriend dumped you and your mom forced you out of the house"
"It's whatever. like, its beardsley"

"that blows"
"beardsley dude"

by Inthecuts September 15, 2009

chicago bears

A "professional" football team from the NFC North division of the NFL, hailing from Chicago Illinois, the armpit of America. The Bears are one one of the most overrated teams in NFL history. The only admirable records the Bears hold are due to longevity in the league. The Bears believe in running the football and playing tough defense, which is fitting since they hail from crime ridden Chicago where many of their fans must do the same. The Bears won 9 total championships, but have managed only one Superbowl despite being one of the top ten wealthiest NFL teams. The Bears have not fielded a decent offense, EVER. The Bears fanbase are a bunch of racist and obnoxious people who live in the "City of Big WOMEN Shoulders" and who also enjoy throwing cups of beer at little old ladies in the stands at their home dump, Soldier Field. The Bears are the only team in the NFL who have a recorded song named after them, which is "The Bears Still Suck" by the Happy Schnapps combo. The Bears organization is usually heavily influenced by their city's pompous media.

The Chicago Bears still suck !!!

by Stevie Bartman March 14, 2007

Bears

One of Osaka, Japan's most notorious live venues, run by Yamamoto Seiichi, of Boredoms fame. The music playing at Bears will go from punk to noise, garage rock, metal and everything in between. Does not have its own bar, though beer is sold from a cooler. Capacity is of about 100 people, and a sold-out show can get seriously packed.

We went to a Masonna gig at Bears and it lasted 2 minutes.

by grrrrk April 15, 2006