4 definitions by Stevie Bartman
An overbearing, usually quite overweight, pompous citizen who hails from the armpit of the Midwest-Chicago Illinois. Interests include getting drunk, using drugs, watching meaningless baseball, watching meaningless football, and dating transvestites from Wrigleyville.
by Stevie Bartman March 14, 2007
A thoroughly disgusting, usually undercooked "Italian" style pie, hailing from the armpit of America... the city of Chicago Illinois. The entire pie weighs close to 46 lbs on average, and is overladen with acidic canned tomatoes and tomato paste in order to overpower the bitter taste of various grease and oils within the pie itself. Often filled with more gluttoning ingredients such as ground up pig innerds, or spicy red pig shavings. Usually eaten at every meal by the "gourmets" of Chicago, from the fattest women to even the meagerest metrosexual playboy.
by Stevie Bartman March 14, 2007
An overrated rat hole of a city in the Midwest U.S., with buildings as overbearing as the people, annoying traffic jams, mediocre food, and a "same shit different block" nightlife. Terrible schools. Over-glorified sports teams. BAD SMELLS around town. Lots of racial tension due to the urban rednecks who inhabit 80% of the city. Lot's of crime all around town. Corrupt politicians, still to this day. A decent looking city wasted on fat pompous asses and wannabe toughguys, like most of those knobs who wrote the previous definitions.
by Stevie Bartman March 14, 2007
A "professional" football team from the NFC North division of the NFL, hailing from Chicago Illinois, the armpit of America. The Bears are one one of the most overrated teams in NFL history. The only admirable records the Bears hold are due to longevity in the league. The Bears believe in running the football and playing tough defense, which is fitting since they hail from crime ridden Chicago where many of their fans must do the same. The Bears won 9 total championships, but have managed only one Superbowl despite being one of the top ten wealthiest NFL teams. The Bears have not fielded a decent offense, EVER. The Bears fanbase are a bunch of racist and obnoxious people who live in the "City of Big WOMEN Shoulders" and who also enjoy throwing cups of beer at little old ladies in the stands at their home dump, Soldier Field. The Bears are the only team in the NFL who have a recorded song named after them, which is "The Bears Still Suck" by the Happy Schnapps combo. The Bears organization is usually heavily influenced by their city's pompous media.
by Stevie Bartman March 14, 2007