baked bean day

Celebrated on the 24th of May, Baked Bean Day is a day to celebrate the greatest food known to man, baked beans. On this day, you must consume baked beans. These could be produced by any baked bean brand.

John: Hey, what should I have for lunch?
Carol: I'm not sure but it should include baked beans.
John: Oh, yeah, because it's Baked Bean Day. Thanks for reminding me, Carol.
Carol: No problem, John.

by Doot Snek January 13, 2021

Neen the Bean

Doing what is necessary to be done. AKA getting between a girl's vagine.

Guy 1: What happened with that girl last night? Did you neen the bean?

Guy 2: Nah, she wasn't all in, so I had to jerk off instead.

by The Shfylox April 25, 2011

Kansas City Bean Bag

A sexual surprise. As your partner starts moving towards performing a blow job quickly move up and forward, there by slapping your partner in the eyes with your testicles.

Guy1 " Did you let that hoe blow you at the party the party last night?"
Guy2" She started to but I changed my mind last second so instead I gave her the ol' Kansas City Bean Bag instead."

by Kc-Chris October 29, 2015

Netflickin' the bean

Female masturbating to hot male actors while binge watching a Netflix series.

I think she only watches that show because she likes netflickin' the bean when actor X comes on.

by I just thought of it now April 21, 2020

jack money bean

when your dog has a boner and he can’t get rid of it

“Yo my dog has a jack money bean”

by madison b October 22, 2020

Mr. Bean

Our lord and saviour

"All hail Mr. Bean"
"Excuse me, but do you have a moment to talk about our god, Mr. Bean?"

by Good_Sir June 16, 2018

Beana

It is the slang word for beaner just like nigga

What’s up my beana

by Autism anus January 28, 2020