A term that can be related with Alfred Coleman/paperboxhouse’s role as dr robotnik in snapcube’s sonic adventure 2 fan dub during eggman’s twitter announcement. This term can be used to flex the shit on someone you are about to verbally in real life or physically in a video game destroy.
by JackerEgg July 4, 2024
Get the the laser piss beam of death mug.A structural/support-column of varying size --- i.e., ranging anywhere from a simple length of 1X3 strapping all the way up to a bleepin' GIANT SEQUOIA trunk, depending on how big a hypocrite someone is --- located in the orbital-cavity of many humans, particularly sniffy-arrogant tongue-cluckers and overly-critical finger-waggers who squintingly notice minute specks of sawdust in other people's eyes.
It should be unnecessary to actually purchase much if any framing-lumber to build a new church; one initially only needs to invite large numbers of people to come to an outdoor service in a vacant lot, and then just cast out all their eye-beams and stack them up in a huge pile at once side of the lot... as we all know, the bulk of church-attendees are major hypocrites, anyway, and so there should be no shortage of 2X4 studs, 4X4 posts, floor-truss members, railroad-ties, etc. Extra points if you also ask each member of said congregation to bring a handful of nails; you should then be able to start construction immediately! And don't fret that said holy sanctum is being fabricated from sinful materials --- it's common knowledge that most churches were "built on hypocrisy" anyway, so you should be all good.
by QuacksO October 19, 2019
Get the eye-beam mug.The term "3/16th 8 inch beam" doesn't even have to refer to a beam thats 3/16th of an inch and 8 inches long. It simply refers to the most important part of any type of project.
"Hey John, go get the 3/16th 8 inch beam from the back of the truck" (In this case John is going to go get the most important part of the sink he is installing, the sink drain.)
by Knotgod July 3, 2025
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