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Forbidden Bagel

Butthole - generally used as a way to get past censors.
He wanted to eat her forbidden bagel.
by Jroades June 25, 2020
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Gutter Bagel

A pure or soft person who is thinking about horny things. Gutter Bagels are often bottoms/brats whose mood has suddenly turned lewd.
"Hey, have you noticed Sarah is starting to act a bit lewd around you? isn't she usually wholesome?
"Oh yeah, she's definitely not wholesome. She is a Gutter Bagel."
by AggressiveCabbage June 6, 2021
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Booty Bagel

A pastry originated in southern America, shaped like a bagel. Composed of dingleberries, shit streaks chiseled straight out of the toilet bowl, diarrhea, bowel clippings, and seasoned with ass shavings. With a hint of tangy, and a blast of nuttiness, the perfect breakfast to accompany your JungleJizzJam.
Nate was starving, so he made and ate a booty bagel to satisfy his hunger.
by myskin1issoBlack January 8, 2022
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Flip a bagel

To really freak out over something. See flip a shit, flip a biscuit
1: Way to flip a bagel there.
2: Ben really flipped a bagel when I drank the last mountain dew.
3: Hey! Don't flip a bagel over this, but (insert reason to flip a bagel here)
by MC Ahern February 21, 2012
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white mans bagel

slang for a white man's asshole
"omg ronnie you totally ate out archie's bagel last night"
"of course, i love a white mans bagel"
by Caroline.M.Baeislife May 27, 2020
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Corey the bagel

A sexy twink who speaks in cursive
OH MY GOD DIME YOU ARE SUCH A COREY THE BAGEL.
by maggithebagel April 14, 2021
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Twat Bagel

A man who substitutes a warm buttery bagel for a moist vagina.
Jerry is twat bagel because he has substainal amount of butter and bagels and has no girl friend or apparent life.
by donkeypunch09 January 3, 2010
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