batesy

1. Someone who is simular to a "Bates".
2. A Projector.
3. A person commonly mistaken for a female.

1. "Hey do you know old man Batsey the roofer?"
2. "Bates your such a projector"
2. "Are you a woman Batesy?"

by Duran Duran April 25, 2006

Batecat

Quite Simple, someone who is uber-1337 at being blatent.

"errr, ya batecat"

by UbeR-l33t-USP-HaxORz December 20, 2002

baters remorse

A form of regret that develops after completing the act of masturbation. The origins of the feeling may include religous guilt, personally unaligned gender roles, and or most frequently a desire to have opted for another mental subject, or subject object.

I wouldn't have baters remorse now if I had clicked on the hot local mom's tab instead of the hunky bears tab.

by Nom de fake September 12, 2014

The Bates

having a girl sit on your lap shitting between your legs while having sex with you while you are shitting as well.

"dude, the bates i had last night was the worse of my life. long story short, big mess."

by swervin November 2, 2009

David Bates

A wacky conductor with epic facial expressions. Has an amazing girl range, can go higher then sopranos and lower than the base. He makes everyone lol and is so embarrassing. He has worse floppy hair than Hugh Gant.

Person A: 'OMG!!!! He has a very high voice'
Person L: 'Does he have floppy hair?'
Person A: 'Yhh he makes everyone lol so bad'
Person L: 'Hes a David Bates'

by John Smith233 October 9, 2011

Baby Ruth Bater Ginsburg

When you poop into a baseball bat mold and freeze it. Then, use it to beat women.

Wife: "Hey babe, I just got back from the store, but I forgot to get you your foot cream."
Me: "That's okay babe, just let me go to the freezer real quick..." *grabs Baby Ruth Bater Ginsburg*

by Voiys May 18, 2021

Bater

One who constantly bates

Man, that Nick Friedman is a real bater - E Dub

by A startled non bater August 10, 2010