velvet bashing

A posh wank into your nan's velvet curtains.

My nan busted in just as i was velvet bashing in the conservatory.

by cute-and-disgusting December 10, 2016

Gash Bashin'

When you bash the gash so hard your abdomen turns into a dishwasher.

Who's up for some good old fashioned gash bashin'

by Beltazar November 9, 2017

Balloon Bashing

The act of putting a ballon between your penis and attempting to burst it by thrusting into it onto a partners ass.

“ hey babe let’s start Ballon Bashing that ass”

“I was Balloon Bashing the shit outta my girlfriend last night”

by Bigboiiizucc July 6, 2018

Balloon Bashing

The act of cumming to aggressive to the point where you lose all control over your body, fall to the ground and bounce like a balloon. The results leave injuries similar to bieng assaulted, hence the 'bashing'.

Man after no nut November my Friday nights turned into a full on Balloon Bashing festival

by Daddywallace69 July 8, 2018

The Basher

When you is pissed off at boyfriend/girlfriend and the only thing you have in your hand is a crowbar, Etc. And you bashed in your boyfriend/girlfriend pussy/dick, which later on you realize you bashed it 4,000 times and you boyfriend/girlfriend called the police on.

You escape.

But later on arrested for sexual assault.

Tommy: Aye girl, let me eat out yo pussy right now!

Gina: Hell Nah, boi bye!

*Takes out crow bar*

Tommy: Hoe, gimme to pussy!

*News 7: Teenage Boy name Tommy was arrested for be SO horny, that he got rejected by his girlfriend which cause him to bashed her (urm) middle part with a crowbar, this is called The Basher! (-_-)

by TygaIsBaeLover June 12, 2019

Dana Bashing

To ask incredibly pointed, GOP-based, questions of a candidate, then to interrupt them before their substantive answer can be heard in a public debate.

During the last CNN debate, Sen. Warren was repeatedly Dana Bashed, especially when the answers were so effective. Dana Bashing must be CNN’s news protocol.

by Pastor Agnostic August 1, 2019

Pot Basher

Often people from Wigan, very stupid and find banging pots together their main form of entertainment

"Fucking hell look at that pot basher"
"bet they're from Wigan"

by Kv0the September 28, 2020